A bit rubbery...

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The audacity!

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

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    • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey! This guys a phony!

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I gotta say, I did laugh though.

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  • FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.

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    • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures. Gay: user’s name is Callum.

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  • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?

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    • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ham is made from the thighs of the pig

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.

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  • kopasz7@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *googles “how to erase thoughts”

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      spaghetti!

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  True or not this shit killed me

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rip

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• el_twitto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How does one expect freezing to disinfect?

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  • PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason

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    • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.

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    • MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I assume that’s for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won’t kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkcop. Who even bothers with making this shit.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They don’t because this is fake.

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• ngn@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  theres vegan meat?

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…

    My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…

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