I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
A bit rubbery...
Submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
spaghetti!
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
True or not this shit killed me
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Rip
el_twitto@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
PineRune@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s only for specific fish parasites. Or else we could just freeze beef, thaw it and eat it raw.
MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.one 3 months ago
I assume that’s for parasites which some can be killed by freezing. Freezing won’t kill bacteria until about -60°C / -80°F
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
OOPs pitcture is clearly a photoshopped porkcop. Who even bothers with making this shit.
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 months ago
scytale@lemm.ee 3 months ago
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 months ago
They don’t because this is fake.
ngn@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
theres vegan meat?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 months ago
None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The audacity!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 months ago
On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 months ago
Hey! This guys a phony!
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures. Gay: user’s name is Callum.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?
edinbruh@feddit.it 3 months ago
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva