100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she’ll receive plenty of support from her peers.
nft son is just going to… I mean, that doesn’t end well.
Tough question
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Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
a third of everyone
I hope not. I don’t want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.
But still astrology daughter. Nft son is … I don’t want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can’t.
udon@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
There’s a path from nft son to incel that’s scary. Astrology daughter easy.
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
Yeah I’d rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Right?! As long as it’s not the Nazi version of astrology
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons… So… I guess even then… I guess… I take the Nazi astrology daughter… And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.
danc4498@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it’s a fun little thing.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she’s still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Sure
But compared to an nft son, a lot less.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 hours ago
Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wish I could see NFT’s as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.
Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
Astrology daughter;
+less money lost to scams
+less likely to engage with bro culture
-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc…
+less cringe
untorquer@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women…
So yeah, those aren’t exactly red flags at first glance.
NFTs however… Don’t ever talk to me again.
pjwestin@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Only if he’s not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.
Shou@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
And if she doesn’t, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 13 hours ago
And if not, it’s saturns fault that she’s an insufferable cunt
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 hours ago
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don’t eat retirement funds.
Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
How about daughter who is a psychic?
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Buy nfts
Shou@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Psychiatry is expensive yeah.
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 14 hours ago
If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft
Geobloke@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Child neglect is probably the cause
sober_monk@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
Preach!
sciawp@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
astrology son and nft daughter
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
astrology nft or son daughter?
Venator@lemmy.nz 12 hours ago
Definitely son daughter.
sanderium@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Neither
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 14 minutes ago
I don’t want children, especially in a world that’s getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.
So I’d choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.