Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it’s a fun little thing.
Tough question
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she’s still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Sure
But compared to an nft son, a lot less.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish I could see NFT’s as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.
pjwestin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only if he’s not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.
Shou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And if she doesn’t, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 2 months ago
And if not, it’s saturns fault that she’s an insufferable cunt
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don’t eat retirement funds.
Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How about daughter who is a psychic?
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Buy nfts
Shou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Psychiatry is expensive yeah.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK
Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Astrology daughter;
+less money lost to scams
+less likely to engage with bro culture
-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc…
+less cringe
untorquer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women…
So yeah, those aren’t exactly red flags at first glance.
NFTs however… Don’t ever talk to me again.
HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 2 months ago
If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft
sanderium@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Neither
Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Child neglect is probably the cause
sober_monk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Preach!
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
sciawp@lemm.ee 2 months ago
astrology son and nft daughter
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
astrology nft or son daughter?
Venator@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Definitely son daughter.
AidsKitty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nft son.
Still has a chance for success in the future Believes in controlling his own fate Is tech oriented Can still lift heavy objects I can call him “lil-bruh”
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I don’t want children, especially in a world that’s getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.
So I’d choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she’ll receive plenty of support from her peers.
nft son is just going to… I mean, that doesn’t end well.
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology
LinuxEnjoyer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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Yup.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right?! As long as it’s not the Nazi version of astrology
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons… So… I guess even then… I guess… I take the Nazi astrology daughter… And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I hope not. I don’t want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.
But still astrology daughter. Nft son is … I don’t want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can’t.
udon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a path from nft son to incel that’s scary. Astrology daughter easy.
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Yeah I’d rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It doesn’t