Horse denier

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• Suavevillain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

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• Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

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• AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I too am a horse denier.

  I always deny a horse.

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• kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

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• horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Then why do I exist

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    To party

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    • horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Snort me like one of your French girls

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you sure you do?

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    • horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I havent snorted myself yet

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account

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  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ketamine hallucinations?

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• ChiefSinner@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyvLlPad8Q&t=1m35s

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    also birds… they’re just spy drones.

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

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• Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The left’s best warrior and horse enthusiast

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Has he meet Megan?

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• LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Neigh? Nay.

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  • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Take your upvote and gtfo

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• itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4G2wuGKJE

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

    🎶You don’t exist at all!🎶

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.

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  • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck horses

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  • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    President of Turkmenistan: Yes

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  • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ok Vaush

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hbomberguy intensifies

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

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  • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

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• lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

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  • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

  I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔

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  • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

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    • VitabytesDev@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s exactly what a bot would say.

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No way, birbs are not real bc drones.

  Besides, proof that horshs are real:

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

  except maybe a donkey

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    have you ever seen a horse?

    yes!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

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    • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      neigh

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    • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

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  • 69420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Textile joke. Nice.

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