Pills (Take Two)
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KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
I am gonna be real with you guys
- get 10% more sleep per sleep
And
- both nostrils always work
Is this what getting older does to you?
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m currently left-breathing and laying in bed postponing the inevitable. I feel you.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How do you cure aging would fix both I guess
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Who thought pale yellow was the right colour, to use on a white background?
BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think thats the reason I chose black. Its somehow the brightest color
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“All Mountain Dew is free at stores for you”
far_university1990@feddit.de 5 months ago
Take showbox pill, order box full of all pill on picture. Take duplicate pill.
Duplicate shoebox. Take duplicate pill from shoebox. Repeat until satisfied.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Brilliant
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It only duplicates a single item. No things inside of other things. (At least, that’s how I would do it).
olafurp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is the correct answer
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
get π million dollars and get +3 on all charm. This would actually help me dramatically.
BleakBluets@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Maybe I’m misunderstanding the “groundhogs day” power, but couldn’t you spend a year tracking winning lottery numbers, bets, and/or stocks and then “loop” that year and act on that knowledge in the repeat year? Then you would also essentially get +1 year of life and way more than $π million. I would also use the first loop to take medical tests of my health as much as possible since it wouldn’t matter if I went into debt in the first loop.
I guess the downside would be that any progress you’ve made on personal goals would have to be redone. Or maybe you don’t get to decide the starting point of when you would loop back to. Or just my luck, there would be some butterfly-effect shit and I would end up worse off in the repeat loop because my investments would have failed.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
way more than $π million.
I don’t need more than $π million. I just need enough to get some stuff started. I’m not interested in getting rich.
I would also use the first loop to take medical tests of my health as much as possible since it wouldn’t matter if I went into debt in the first loop.
Fair enough, but I really need the charm. I’m autistic and I’m not good at being social. I’d definitely be willing to give up a few years of life for more charm.
Bizarroland@kbin.social 5 months ago
I would take the +3 charm and groundhog Day for a year. It would be really awesome to have 3 charm instead of 0, and if I could repeat Tuesday for an entire year then I could learn skills and practice things and read a bunch of books and memorize and establish a plan to purchase a winning lottery ticket, not excessive but maybe like the mega millions I don't know, and come out of the year into Wednesday with nine figures in my bank account and a clear plan of action.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ll take the shoebox(full of perfect diamonds, thanks xkcd!) and just for fun, the almost 10k calories of cheese for added wealth, opulence, and because I really love cheese. Some cheeses are worth hundreds of dollars a pound.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 5 months ago
Technus@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The shoebox full of gold would be worth around $12M at current prices.
(First Google result for size of a shoebox: …usps.com/…/priority-mail-shoe-box-P_0_SHOEBOX
I just rounded down the measurements for a quick and dirty estimate of the internal volume.)
The downside is that would be 341 pounds of gold so maybe specify for it to be in bars instead of a solid block.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
From a quick Google search, I saw a guy managed to fit 7,400 dollar bills into a shoebox. $10,000 bills are no longer printed but still valid, legal currency. Assuming that’s the max. That’s $74,000,000. You could dupe the box and net $148 mil.
However, thinking bigger. Go with a shoebox full of perfect diamonds. The value could conceivably be in the billions.
Signtist@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Just get a shoebox of shoebox pills and you can just get a box of 10’s and 20’s whenever you need.
Technus@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I think you’d have an even harder time offloading the diamonds than gold. They might retail for that much, but wholesaling is another issue entirely.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Immune to venom and urinate gasoline. When I tell my doctor it burns when I pee, I want to mean it. Also, I figure something like that would send spiderman after me.
db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Control a single milliliter of water. That one effectively gives me like 85% of the others… water molecule nanobots.
Then I guess the money one so I’m not rushed.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
3.14 million and the answer to the question of the best stock to invest in for a 5 year return.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
or you can get billions by asking for a shoebox with the hardware wallet of a high profile bitcoin whale and still have a second pill.
ingeniosissimo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or maybe ask for the shoe box to be full of a block of pure gold? Probably easier to sell and should have a value of about $18M.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wouldn’t you crash the value of bitcoin trying to sell that many of them?
Who would you sell them to?
I’ll take my idea thanks.
Technus@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
You wouldn’t even need to take Bitcoin someone has access to.
There’s tons of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies that are theoretically unrecoverable because the private keys to the wallets containing them have been lost, or the hard drives they were on were sent to a landfill (and thus began the world’s shittiest treasure hunt).
However, by spending any of that Bitcoin you’d probably make international headlines and end up starting a market panic, because the most likely explanation for gaining access to that Bitcoin is that you found and exploited some vulnerability in the protocol itself.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I’ll take the money and kill a person
tourist@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Boeing got a job offer ready for you
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 5 months ago
I do aswell. But only if the kill pill works on “any” person
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ez
“strawberry flavor” and “tastes good”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s obviously a BAD Strawberry’s flavor, though… Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer controlling a miniscule amount of water?
nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 months ago
Death Note at home: Summon Dr pepper can anywhere every 14.5 hours, summon them directly into the brains of my enemies.
Both nostrils work all the time: I’d take this twice if it meant it worked twice as good.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 months ago
I’ll take two shoeboxes filled with gold. With a size of 35x25x13cm it’ll be 11,375cm³ which can contain 219.77kg of gold worth €15,519,086. That’s €31,038,172 for two shoeboxes. I think I’ll be able to make a good early retirement on that.
remer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Man you should check out how much rhodium is worth…
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Just throwing this out there… Summoning a DR pepper ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.
If you were a hitman, you couldn’t exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
You could summon a dr pepper up your enemy’s ass every 14.5 hours
elvith@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
Yes, officer. It’s the second victim that died from a Dr. Pepper can randomly falling on their head today. As the two other ones yesterday and the two the day before yesterday…
atocci@kbin.social 5 months ago
You need to think more like a stand user. Your lungs are now filled with 「Dr. Pepper」
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I thought exactly the same about controlling a millilitre of water. You could straight up behead people on sight and leave basically no trace at all - just a suspiciously clean cut
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dr. Pepper strikes again
GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Do I have full phase and state control of that 1 ml of water, and can also move it around, magneto style? Do I always keep all 1ml in my control?
You could cause a lot of havoc with that
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
>choose 1ml water pill
>form it into a needle
>kill everyone ITT
>collect all of their pills
jpablo68@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.
xfts@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the “Make bell sounds at will” one
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.
mononomi@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.
RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, any anyone else who is a threat to global peace.
Vej@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Money, immunity to cancer.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ll take the green one and the blueish thank you very much.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
1 shoebox of 24 carats gold please.
But the answer to one question is worth way more ofc.
pennomi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
One shoebox of antimatter, thanks
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The 3 million dollar one and immunity to cancer.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.
Hopefully it’s pure chaos
your_mom@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, and get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”).
If you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline:
Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.
Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)
Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue
Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note
barsquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Shoebox glitch is way overpowered, nice one.
Verqix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Shoebox is a nice idea, but now I’m wondering how big the pills would be…
Neato@ttrpg.network 5 months ago
You win this round! Although a shoebox of Groundhog Day pills is probably hell. At least you get to choose to each each subsequent pill.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 5 months ago
Shoebox full shoebox pills. Shoebox pill is overpowered.
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?
Daze@kbin.social 5 months ago
based binding of Isaac player
rockerface@lemm.ee 5 months ago
This is the way