Submitted 6 months ago by Servais@dormi.zone to askmenover30@lemm.ee
On my nightstand? the usual: lamp, chargers, some decorations and that’s where my wallet and glasses sit at night.
In my nightstand? That has turned into a massive junk drawer of thjngs I have no idea of where to put, but some things of note: passport, travel charger, different currencies from the world, old chargers, nail file and clippers, other watches, a journal I tried to keep 20 years ago.
That reminds me, I should probably go through and clean it out.
Nothing, I don’t have one.
Wait, do seriously none of y’all have guns?
Not in the nightstand. That’s just the right height and security for any little kid visitor to end up on the news.
I do. M&P Shield 9mm with self defence rounds.
Nopes
Condoms, a magic wand, lube, cock ring, extra cables for charging various devices, and a knife the seller named “Praxis” like the moon from Undiscovered Country
😊dm pls
Inside I keep extra meds and a small gun safe. On top is usually water, Nintendo DS, a book, and my jewelry. When I’m lazy you’ll find little nebulizer vials on top too.
small gun safe
Amazing how odd that sounds to people that don’t live in the 19th century
Home defense is only normal in the 19th century? I have kids and own guns, not sure what else would be expected.
Woman over 30 here. I just keep a bottle of water, and in the summer, an electric infuser that thwarts mosquitos (too many in my area). I make a point to not have phones or alarm clocks by.
Hmmm… Mostly a full bottle of water, rest of the space is for my phone and glasses when I go to sleep, in the morning the same space is reused for a mug full of coffee.
A lot of shit honestly.
Why you need Dildos for your wife ? What about your … organic stuff ?
Because you learn in life to make sure others are happy. The invention of a dildo was due to housewives in the 20’s suffering from hysteria. If I get mine I need to make sure she gets hers.
And my organic stuff? You mean my THC vapes? What about them?
My dildo and some expensive lube
I may regret this but how expensive? Is there a big difference between that and the cheaper stuff?
I don’t have a bedside nightstand but I do have a shallow shelf over my bed where I have sleep meds, wireless earphones, a roll of TP, microfiber cloth and also put my glasses and snus can there when I go to bed.
You don’t have a cat do you?
I had/have a similar setup. My one cat I’ve had for years never knocks anything down but now I also have a kitten and he occasionally feels the need to clear that ledge off. Typically when I’m in bed. It is kind of funny just hearing the pill bottles slide for a bit then fall out of nowhere.
I don’t keep very much up there now. Only stuff he shows very little interest in pushing over.
A truly unreasonable number of sex toys that built up over the years from previous relationships. My anti-bible “Drunk With Blood”.
Honest:
Phone, phone charger, TV remote
I'm a minimalist- no nightstand.
A clock, kleenex, and a good book.
We have limited closet space. So I don’t get a bedside anything except a clothes rack. Tbh…it’s fuckin annoying.
USB multi charger, head scritcher, massage oil, iPad, loads of cables, fitness tracker, book-shaped light, remote for the lights. There’s also a little trash bin next to the bed, which is super useful.
Most of the stuff is in my nightstand though, so everything looks neat and tidy.
My savings.
The spare sheets.
Some CDs that go in the stereo on top of it.
In - sex things.
On: glasses case, charging cable
Books I never read and T shirts for sleeping.
A stand for my phone, a stand for my ereader, and two buttons for my smart home setup: one turns everything in the house off, the other toggles the reading lamp.
Where’d you get those buttons?
I use these from IKEA:
I don’t have one, but if you count the ground, a bottle of water.
Oh no… it’s kinda gross. Mostly snot rags and money.
In or on?
In? Nothing
On? Glasses, book, wallet and keys, phone, bottle of water, eye mask and a tissue box.
Just my phone pretty much. I dont need my glasses to find my way to the bathroom in the morning, and I dont wake up in the middle of the night to drink water, if anything I wake up prematurely because I need to take a whiz. And then I can take a couple sips from the bathroom sink if I am thirsty.
Trual@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Steam deck