Comment on Foolproof advice
spiffynova@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We all know that won’t work. Try this instead. Image
Spezi@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we’re getting hitched.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I mean, if he makes it himself or knows the people who do, he probably gets it a lot cheaper than at the store.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
True love right there
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Bro, plastic cheese…
Homesnatch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bro, that’s cheese coated in wax.
oyo@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It blows my mind that someone cool, intelligent, and attractive enough to read Vonnegut doesn’t know such a basic cheese fact.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
i mean it does also seem to be wrapped in plastic
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read that as “a slice of milk” and like. Technically yeah it’s not wrong
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Works for a lot of men too. I mean not me. I prefer mozzarella.
Sunschein@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Idk, this piece of advice legitimately works on my wife.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
That show one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women’s shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?
Or maybe a really specific fetish.
Maybe both.
Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Maybe they robbed a shoe store. On displays they frequently leave one shoe from a pair so that stealing them just nets you a pile of left shoes lol
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can’t believe. 10/10 mom and person.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This made me cry.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Ha. She’s one worth crying over. Lost her in April, and I don’t know that I’ll recover. Hug your loved ones. ♥️
But I will tell you, she taught me how to steal fantastic cheeses, and we never went hungry again. Haha.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I like the idea that these are all steps to one process. Like, you gotta steal her shoe and some hair and pins, and the best distraction is with cheese.
achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Fascinating
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
🖖
also: username checks out
madjo@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it’s given me are shouting matches
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I’m single again.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Bitches love cheddar
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The stinkier the cheese, the more the fascination!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent
youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The cheese is under my foreskin