Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.
The average American shower
Submitted 9 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 9 months ago
UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yea we vape now!
pelotron@midwest.social 9 months ago
I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?
bfg9k@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.
Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.
800XL@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I wash my ass with beer as nature intended
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s pretty obviously a Texan’s shower. The Buc-ee’s lighter is a giveaway. However, that’s a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.
I’m very concerned about that person’s mental health.
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there’s one in Florida but I haven’t been there.
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 9 months ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
I loved this guy’s delivery
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.
key@lemmy.keychat.org 9 months ago
Hey, I stick to snuff when I’m in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nice glock bro
ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.
I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 9 months ago
TomMasz@kbin.social 9 months ago
In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.
How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.
MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Fake, I don’t see a pick-up truck.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The shower is in the back seat.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They don’t make showers that big. Not even public showers.
Mutterwitz@feddit.de 9 months ago
No burger the size of a child’s heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you’re on to something and should contact the Hostess company.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 months ago
What about the average American grower?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They don’t need the gun.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Can I get a hell yeah?!
assplode@kbin.social 9 months ago
HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
HELL YEAH MFERS!!!1!!!
doingless@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m just wondering how you got into my shower
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
nailed it!
BY GOD!
auraness@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
The gun is just there to exfoliate.
paddirn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The tiles should be flag-colored. It’s part of the Flag Code.
someguy3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What’s the jar under the cigarettes?
Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Some soup
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Cocoa butter.
WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m hungover from Guiness
dnick@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Forgot the orange
skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I much prefer the full size Glock 17 in my shower over the Glock 19. I feel the Glock 19 is a much better carry gun where as the 17 has the extra velocity to stay on target from my shower to the front door.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hey, until you’ve had a beer in the shower don’t talk shit. It rules
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it’s great!
Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sounds a lot like alcoholism
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure
permik@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D