Comment on The average American shower
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 9 months agoAnd you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
800XL@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.