assplode

@assplode@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He tried his best, just couldn't succeed⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think about this a lot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would fedi fans feel about a paid LinkedIn alternative on the fediverse?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would I be able to post my nudes there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The average American shower⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long could one survive with only water and beer and no food?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. It's been common throughout history for people to live on only beer and water for a few weeks at a time.

  I imagine you could survive at least a few months on doppelbock if you were in good health beforehand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what caused you to get into Linux?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I've used Windows since 3.1. I was installing Windows 10 on a laptop a few years ago. The changes they'd made to core functions were so frustrating, I felt like I didn't know how to use Windows anymore.

  I figured I might as well try a new OS. It's not like I loved Windows.

  I did a dual boot with Windows and Ubuntu. I never logged into Windows again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So uhh.. how often should I be washing me towels?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assuming a button that, every time you push it, your intelligence goes up. The obvious and sane thing to do is to push the button all day. Yes? No? Maybe? Is there something that I'm missing here?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It's very tempting to shamash that button. Intelligence is lionized. It's high praise to call someone a genius. I'd probably wait on any button pushing until I'm old enough to have some cognitive decline.

  I'm no genius. I'm a bit above average intelligence. And I have to say, I'm not sure it's done much to improve my overall happiness.

  Like many gifts, it's a double-edged sword. Having a higher capacity for language, problem solving, and memorization has done a lot to ostracize me for my peers over the years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Auto execs are coming clean: EVs aren't working⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Charging infrastructure is still pretty shit compared to refueling a gas car as well.