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Bartender Qualifications

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨JPDev@programming.dev⁩ to ⁨programmer_humor@programming.dev⁩

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.

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    • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.

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      • JagFel@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who’s had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn’t surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.

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      • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven’t updated in a decade…aka 2 years after I entered the industry

        One of these days, I’m going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile

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    • Aatube@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For North Italia, a pizzeria?

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      • psud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Southern Italy is better at pizza. Florence is about the best

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    • ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But… North Italia is a pizzeria?

      Image

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      • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Warehouse management?

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, don’t you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.

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    • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      North Italia doesn’t seem to be a software company.

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    • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble reaching getting candidates.

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      • emuspawn@orbiting.observer ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s fairly known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.

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    • RisingSwell@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shit I want that, my work breaks if I scan two items in one second

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  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    people with art degrees are horrified.

    stay in your lane, software people!

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    • viking@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.

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      • rgb3x3@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.

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      • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        CS is a different art but still artistic

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  • Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And serving irish coffee, I suppose

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass=‘empty’;

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …AND behaviour = ‘nice’?
      For reference:
      img.ifunny.co/…/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72…

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      • psud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism

        Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc

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    • datelmd5sum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would not fill my glass with string.

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    • astraeus@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      glass_content===0

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      • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        _Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES

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  • MisterNeon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.

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      • MisterNeon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We both know it’s the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

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  • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

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    • JonEFive@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Die Bart die

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      • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Translation from German: The Bart the

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  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait… they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?

    I hope to fuck they’re using a node backend otherwise… the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
      SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010;
DROP TABLE drinks;
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    • Ascend910@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They want you to train their latest AI bartender

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The SQL knowledge might be for analytical (OLAP) rather than transactional queries in which case it’d be entirely separate to the website work. Maybe the design of the site would change based on how people are currently using it, and they want someone that can look at rhe data? I’m unsure.

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  • Rindel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

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    • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables

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    • ____@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are they based out of the PNW? Now that I think about it, I may actually have interviewed with them at one point.

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  • SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is because you’ll be the Ender of Barts.

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  • Flipper@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

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    • tsonfeir@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.

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      • Patches@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What’s not to love?

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  • odium@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.

    Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.

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  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why I deleted my indeed

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?

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      • tsonfeir@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.

        I prefer they come to me.

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      • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct

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  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?

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  • Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could say the bar for a tech job is high…

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  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

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    • 1couchpotato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds like you’re almost qualified to be a bartender

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      • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well that’s good news. Thanks!

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    • psud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated

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  • chahk@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Two software developers walk into a bar…

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  • smb@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    my first guess is that they desperately search someone to take care for their websites progress bar

    [======*____________]

    Wich is part of the “Tender” template they use: w3layouts.com/tender-a-multipurpose-flat-bootstra… “Tender is a free HTML5 Multipurpose Template, with […]”

    and maybe they only have a dumb trainee or one of those super intelligent AIs to search for the specialists they urgently need (or both in combination)

    that should explain it ;-)

    who knows *gg

    follow me for more =D

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