What a terrible day to be literate
Disgustang
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
DagonPie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It was so offensively british my small american brain started to slightly melt.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ladpoles? Oh my.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How to unrealise?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Was just about to comment that I don’t get it when it dawned on me. Yeeesh
archonet@lemy.lol 10 months ago
that’s a new one for the dictionary
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
What the fuck did I just read and how do I get what you’re smoking?
MadBob@feddit.nl 10 months ago
“Ladpoles” is an utter stroke of je ne sais quoi.
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oh I can answer that, usually that happens with a stroke of the penis
Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 months ago
sorry I don’t speak german
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Yeah, I don’t know what that is either.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Hmmm… Think tadpoles that came out the laddie.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
Ladpoles? Oh
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My girlfriend (now wife) and I moved into my late grandparents’ former house after high school. Even slept in the bed that was never taken out of it.
Yeah, it was a little weird on occasion having sex in that bed if you took a second to think about it. Wasn’t difficult to get over it though.
Misconduct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At this point all my dead relatives saw me go through my teenage years anyway. Nothing should shock them anymore lol
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It wasn’t even a ‘they’re looking down on me and disapproving’ thing, it was just kind of weird to fuck in my grandparents’ bed.
tooclose104@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Right? All the times I [never revealing this to another living soul], they sure wish they weren’t watching…
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This really messed me up when I was a kid. Fucking religious upbringing.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
Fuck. I went to CostCo with my mom today, and she bought a pack of refried beans.
When we were ringing up our stuff, she picks up her pack of beans and goes “Oh, my fart box!”
What a time to have read this meme.
gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Even the SO knew this one was you 😂
Also “ladpoles” 😂😂😂
sxan@midwest.social 10 months ago
It took me three tries to parse that, but once I got it it cracked me up.
But throwing away her crockery‽ That’s a shame, and something she’ll regret one day.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Oh my God right?!?! You know what I have learned since becoming an adult?
Throw away all the shit new bakeware and go find the oldest shit that doesn’t have lead in it and make people jealous with how much nicer it is to clean and use. Ceramic and steel, all the way.
Stamets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m that predictable? Lol
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When was the last time you talked to your the rapist?
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gran doesn’t care about Ja Boi’s cum-stained curtains; shes judging you for the shit you left in the toilet bowl. DISGUSTANG!
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
… Please do not throw away Nana’s crockery. Some of that shit is valuable.
Also, use a wet wipe and turn the net curtains into tights you can wear while he rails he. Nana’s generation was frugal, she will approve.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
This comment made my life better than the post made it worse. Thank you for bringing a significant net positive into the world.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
Lmao. Thank you.
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 10 months ago
People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it
So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
My parents (and grandparents) sold antiques, traveled and did the flea market circuit. That brown bowl with the mushrooms, was it this one?
We sold a ton of those.