Disgustang

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  … Please do not throw away Nana’s crockery. Some of that shit is valuable.

  Also, use a wet wipe and turn the net curtains into tights you can wear while he rails he. Nana’s generation was frugal, she will approve.

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This comment made my life better than the post made it worse. Thank you for bringing a significant net positive into the world.

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lmao. Thank you.

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it

    So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My parents (and grandparents) sold antiques, traveled and did the flea market circuit. That brown bowl with the mushrooms, was it this one?

      We sold a ton of those.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to be literate

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  • DagonPie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It was so offensively british my small american brain started to slightly melt.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ladpoles? Oh my.

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  • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How to unrealise?

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Was just about to comment that I don’t get it when it dawned on me. Yeeesh

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  • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that’s a new one for the dictionary

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• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What the fuck did I just read and how do I get what you’re smoking?

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ladpoles

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh my.

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Ladpoles” is an utter stroke of je ne sais quoi.

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  • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh I can answer that, usually that happens with a stroke of the penis

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  • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    sorry I don’t speak german

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, I don’t know what that is either.

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hmmm… Think tadpoles that came out the laddie.

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ladpoles? Oh

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My girlfriend (now wife) and I moved into my late grandparents’ former house after high school. Even slept in the bed that was never taken out of it.

  Yeah, it was a little weird on occasion having sex in that bed if you took a second to think about it. Wasn’t difficult to get over it though.

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  • Misconduct@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At this point all my dead relatives saw me go through my teenage years anyway. Nothing should shock them anymore lol

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It wasn’t even a ‘they’re looking down on me and disapproving’ thing, it was just kind of weird to fuck in my grandparents’ bed.

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    • tooclose104@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Right? All the times I [never revealing this to another living soul], they sure wish they weren’t watching…

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This really messed me up when I was a kid. Fucking religious upbringing.

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck. I went to CostCo with my mom today, and she bought a pack of refried beans.

  When we were ringing up our stuff, she picks up her pack of beans and goes “Oh, my fart box!”

  What a time to have read this meme.

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• gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Even the SO knew this one was you 😂

  Also “ladpoles” 😂😂😂

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It took me three tries to parse that, but once I got it it cracked me up.

    But throwing away her crockery‽ That’s a shame, and something she’ll regret one day.

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh my God right?!?! You know what I have learned since becoming an adult?

      Throw away all the shit new bakeware and go find the oldest shit that doesn’t have lead in it and make people jealous with how much nicer it is to clean and use. Ceramic and steel, all the way.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m that predictable? Lol

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When was the last time you talked to your the rapist?

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what are you on about?

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    • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think he meant “therapist”

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• Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gran doesn’t care about Ja Boi’s cum-stained curtains; shes judging you for the shit you left in the toilet bowl. DISGUSTANG!

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS

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