HowManyNimons
@HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
- Comment on Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS 3 hours ago:
I think I must have hit reply on the wrong comment. I’m sorry it seems to have upset you so much.
- Comment on Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS 20 hours ago:
The trick is to fit exercise into a routine. Work + sleep + family + study can add up to all of the available hours. Subsidised gym won’t help with that.
Eating well: that also takes time. And planning. This is where we should be focusing our attention if we want to improve our country’s health. Not weight loss jabs and not subsidising gyms.
- Comment on wrappers 3 days ago:
Unacceptable.
- Comment on There should be a term for people who never really returned from the pandemic's social isolation 4 days ago:
During the pandemic I moved to the country, stopped using social media, and got a remote working job. I think the people who used to know me assume I’m dead.
- Comment on Fig. 1: Got your nose. 5 days ago:
Bogey.
- Comment on They must not be tired 1 week ago:
Feeling deflated?
- Comment on Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts 1 week ago:
Responding to the announcement, Musk posted on X that the Guardian was “irrelevant” and a “laboriously vile propaganda machine”.
The Guardian is rubber, and Musk is glue.
- Comment on GOG launch their Preservation Program to make games live forever with hundreds of classics being 're-released' 1 week ago:
How exactly is this any different to what they were doing 10 years ago?
- Comment on NHS-branded baby formula could prevent parents paying too much, watchdog says 1 week ago:
If there’s not enough breastmilk we’d be extinct.
- Comment on Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby considered resigning over 'appalling' barrister abuse scandal 1 week ago:
And then he didn’t.
- Comment on Kemi Badenoch announced as new leader of Conservative Party 2 weeks ago:
Another cartoon villain. Might be loony enough to pull back some Reform voters, but she won’t be winning any votes back in the center.
- Comment on American house 2 weeks ago:
Mum the yanks are talking about their guns again.
- Comment on American house 2 weeks ago:
Lunatics put blades in those things.
- Comment on I wish I could have a tractor car. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Britain will rejoin the EU within 15 years, former Brussels chief predicts 2 weeks ago:
The SI unit of progress is the Funeral.
- Comment on Britain will rejoin the EU within 15 years, former Brussels chief predicts 2 weeks ago:
I think we’re waiting for a bunch of very stupid and very stubborn people to … what do they say? … “age out” of the voting pool.
There is a universe in which the Tories make rejoining a “sensible economic management” election pledge in ten years or so, in order to reinvent themselves as something electable in a post-boomer world. All we have to do is jump tracks out of the Stupidest Timeline. Everyone push the wall to your left, one two three NOW.
- Comment on Britain will rejoin the EU within 15 years, former Brussels chief predicts 2 weeks ago:
Nah, they don’t want our troublesome right wing racist selfish arses back in their club.
- Comment on Cycling will be more dangerous due to council clampdowns, say campaigners 2 weeks ago:
A bit of white paint to put cycle lanes in the pedestrianised roads would resolve this.
- Comment on Cycling will be more dangerous due to council clampdowns, say campaigners 2 weeks ago:
Because the bad ones are harder to catch. They go so fast. Easier to fine the people riding slowly. And BONUS POINTS for appeasing the Daily Mail.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 3 weeks ago:
Not pictured: Gun hiding.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 3 weeks ago:
barrel
- shoot hole
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 3 weeks ago:
But the bullet would stop though because of the finger.
- Comment on Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June 3 weeks ago:
No I don’t hear a noise like that.
- Comment on Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June 3 weeks ago:
One time I saw England return a library book on time. It made me so proud.
- Comment on I won’t be reading the replies 3 weeks ago:
*affect
- Comment on Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage 4 weeks ago:
Are guillotines a pacifist solution?
- Comment on Tokyo Drift: Meowing 1 month ago:
How to make them all like first one?
- Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf? 1 month ago:
“I disagre.! Also: rape.”
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 1 month ago:
*chop “damn.” *chop “damn.” *cho -BOOM
- Comment on Wales 20mph: Calls made for 1,500 roads to revert to 30mph 2 months ago:
Waah waah not killing people is slow and boring waaaaah.
