The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
Smoothies from a closed-lit container and a straw.
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The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
Smoothies from a closed-lit container and a straw.
sip a nice cold smoothie in a hot shower, that's perfect
I guess most thing would be fine if it was put in a container.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
This sub name fails.
Quite the contrary. The premise is that any question, no matter how apparently silly, weird or simple deserves a proper response. “No silly questions” as in “there are no silly questions”.
Those wings that are so hot they make you cry. That way you’re in the shower and no one can see your tears.
Frozen watermelon
I like to drink beer in a shower. Not sure if you count it as food
It counts.
Coffee is also nice. Not sure about tea…
Beef jerky?
Chicken wings. When you finish one, just chuck the bone right into the toilet
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Life pro-tip: a shower caddy/organizer is also a great holder for your blue cheese or ranch dressing!
You, sir, are a genius
Shower orange!!!
Is beer a food?
Something dry that even in hot humid air won’t spoil quickly.
Cheese seems like a good bet. Certain cooked and cured meats similarly; salami or beef jerky, cooked sausages etc.
But ultimately why would you eat in the shower? The real problem is either time management issue or eating too much of you really need to cram food in your gob while showering. Also would waste more water and time in the shower if you’re both eating and cleaning yourself.
Its the sort of seemingly innocuous question that actually shows you maybe should be taking a long hard look at your life priorities. The shower is a good place to think about that, maybe while chewing on a block of cheddar cheese.
Maybe they just enjoy long showers and get peckish part way through.
You don’t know them.
Your statements are very judge-y. Leave OP alone. If they want to eat in the shower, let them.
Oranges, apparently.
Ice pops! It's great to be in a hot shower and then take a bite of sweet cold ice
Fruit
Kramer?
I think American’s call them OtterPops? We call them icy poles. Wherever you are in the world, those things.
Two steaks at the same time
An entire thanksgiving turkey.
The cavity makes a nice cup - and at a certain point you get to start enjoying Turkey soup.
Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they're drowning in shower water?
What a question to see after the Quora post.
A loaf of bread.
Spaghetti.
Start raw, but shower so hot they are Al dented at the end
Fruit kebab and pacifico in a steaming hot shower.
With your back to the water, barbecue. Messy as hell. But that doesn’t matter cause you’re in the shower.
Those fruit puree or yogurt squeeze pouches.
Steak
Grapes.
My kids will eat anything in the shower. But I would say mango, I can only eat that over the sink anyway, so messy.
curry. It may not appear ideal at first glance: water sprays on that and your flavor goes down the drain, literally. HOWEVER, with careful placement of the food container, you could effectively minimize the amount of water getting into your curry, minimizing loss of flavor. If your curry is too hot and you start to sweat, you can simply turn the tap colder to cool yourself down while you eat. When you’re done, you don’t need a finger bowl to clean your hands either, just run them under the shower water. Best enjoyed with rice, as the roti will get too soggy.
alansuspect@aussie.zone 9 months ago
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