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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Joost Klein: Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision Song Contest⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From the looks of the picture, Joost has no idea why he's disqualified.

  /shrug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women should give up vaping if they want to get pregnant, study suggests⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we really need to politicize this? It was a scientific study performed in the UK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We should name the moon. Most people don't call their pets "dog" or "cat".⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do doo be-do-do
  Mah Nà Mah Moon
  Do do-do do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can't we just enjoy the joke? You've brought up a worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do you attempt to use preternatural abilities on the world around you?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pulling my dad's finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes fishing as a hobby so appealing that people will fish all hours of the day and in nasty weather?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would get away to fish for two weeks. No cell phones, no technology, just living (camping) in nature. Enjoy the beauty of the lake and the challenge of catching a fish. Isn't always easy and you probably throw back more than you keep. Sit on the boat with your buddies, drink beer, BS about anything, and every now and then reel in what feels like Mobey Dick at the end of your line but turns out to be a stick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best type of food to eat in an active shower?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they're drowning in shower water?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dripped out of his mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kling Of The Hill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What's it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's certainly one way to smooth things out...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I see nothing but winners here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comcast Discloses Hackers May Have Stolen Data on 35.9 Million Xfinity Customers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comcast Discloses Hackers May Have Stolen Data on 35.9 Million Xfinity Customers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I was more surprised there are 35.9 Xfinity customers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roger Roger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how R2-D2s are made!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really any holiday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well...spit it back out I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This year 'virtually certain' to be warmest in 125,000 years, EU scientists say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Still isn't warmer than 125,001 years ago. What a scorcher that was! And no AC!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doesn't matter, had sex⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney Princess Worf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I said this in the other post with this image, but this is Aughra from The Dark Crystal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fool! I am the manager!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  @Stamets That's a show I'd watch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fool! I am the manager!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You could make an entire series of Worf doing his best Al Bundy working at Kahless Shoe Store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big news guys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon bought Box?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spock is often impressed with such unexpected accuracy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason this made me think of a joke I heard a long time ago. Not sure if I remember it right but it's about a masochist and a sadist. Masochist says, "Hit me!" The sadist says, "No."

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't ask me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  At least they got Wesley right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shirley you cant be serious!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I've been to a dine-in movie theater that had QR codes for he menu. Problem is, I typically don't bring my phone to a movie AND since you can order during the movie, who wants people turning their phones on to read a menu?