Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

Comments

• thecrotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?

  source

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From thier harts, man, come on😁

    source

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nothing hurts more than the “Jesus cares” stare.

      source
• thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one

  source

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From Jesuis perspective, it’s le French.

    source

    • isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean… it’s kinda both when you look at it 👀

      source
  • TheJims@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ohhh now it makes perfect sense

    source
• effward@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Needs more baguette!

  Image

  Thanks DALL-E

  source

  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More baguette you say?

    Image

    source

    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well that’s fucking glorious.

      source

      • -> View More Comments
  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    source
• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also he steals her child

  source
• LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn the Bible really is brutal

  source

  • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

    Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!

    source
• DieguiTux8623@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34

  Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.

  source

  • Senshi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.

    source

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Firemen? That’s probably related…

      source
• superbirra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  JE SUIS JESUS

  source

  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Je sus

    source

    • superbirra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      american canadian

      source
  • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Je suce ma bite.

    source

    • superbirra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      canadian american

      source
• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  could be worse like making you american

  source

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only the fallen one can work such evils.

    source
• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

  source

  • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus turning the girls gay.

    source
• Augustiner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

  source

  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beat me to it

    source
• ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he’s absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af

  source

  • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    "Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...

    source
  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s sucking the French outta them

    source

    • ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks

      source
• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks more Dutch than French to me.

  source
• berkeleyblue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this

  source

  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being not French maybe?

    source
• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Je suis un ananas.

  source

  • Elderos@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.

    source
• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ooh La La!

  source
• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.

  source
• Sharpiemarker@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fr*nch 🤢

  source
• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No worse fate.

  source
• kariboka@bolha.forum ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus is holding baby jesus

  source
• GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It's super effective!

  source
• Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?

  source

  • BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …le wot?

    source

    • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Le goat

      source
• ThorAlex@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall…?

  source

  • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!

    source
• MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean why do you think she’s crying?

  source
• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is the baby France?

  source