idunno, some kind of metal has been involved in overwhelming majority of violent deaths since copper tools were invented.
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Submitted 11 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to [deleted]
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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Damage@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Make music (with metal), not war!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
i dunno, those brass tubes seem kinda sus
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Lead singer of Cannibal Corpse loves claw machines and plays them on tour. He collects up all his winnings and donated them at a local orphanage at Christmas.
He also sings I Cum Blood
YoorWeb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This must be one disturbed individual. What makes someone go down this route? I don’t understand how anyone can enjoy claw machines.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Especially once you find out it’s not actually a game of skill, it’s just rigged. Operators can change, among other things, the percentage of times the claw will grip strong enough to actually get a prize and how often the claw deliberately drops a prize you did manage to snag.
pifroproth@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Don’t forget frantic disenbowelment
neptune@dmv.social 11 months ago
Well does he?
habanhero@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Speak for yourself. I regularly go out to help old folks buy groceries, volunteer at soup kitchens, and get shitface drunk. Not necessarily in that order.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 11 months ago
“Hey fuckin…old lady, wan summ help with HIC Crozeries? Im SO FUCKIN STRONG” vomit
DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The picture doesn’t load for me but I just know it’s George Fischer
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I used to drive a shit commute. I’d put on metal to vent my frustration and suddenly have a huge smile. I’d imagine people in the pit picking up people who fell and think how my parents would never understand.
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Finland is the happiest country in the world.
They also have the highest number of metal bands, including one specifically targeting children (it’s called Hevisaurus btw).
These two facts about Finland feel like they shouldn’t line up but they do.
YoorWeb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You mean Payaty Cannon (the reversed R is pronounced “ya” in languages that use the Cyrillic script, so what I saw was Faux Cyrillic)?
I can already hear the booing.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I find Beethoven makes me crazy if I listen to him to often. I can feel the madness seeping off the notes.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Most metal heads in my experience spend their time styling their hair, blowing each other, and listening to music made 40 years ago because their genre hasn’t made good music since the late 80s
BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 11 months ago
That's a weird way to say you don't know anyone.
Damage@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
A metalhead got the girl he fancied but never spoke to
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Have you talked to one since the 80’s?
Beelzebob@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean, who doesn’t like a good bj?
Norgur@kbin.social 11 months ago
Hah! You attempted a troll.
Nikki@lemmy.world 11 months ago
me listening to metal while playing minecraft:
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 11 months ago
Nice bait. 5/10
Skkorm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jokes on you, I blow dudes while listening to trance, not metal.
Slow@lemmy.today 11 months ago
😆 Good joke
underKap@lemm.ee 11 months ago
by far the most biased experience ever
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 11 months ago
I have the vinyl for dopesmoker and evey time I put it on my roomate would always fucking zonk out on the couch. That was before he started the marijuanas.
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Next try Cannabis Corpse
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 11 months ago
Its on the list!
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 11 months ago
Proceeds the Weedian!
dan1101@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s true, I listen to unwind. If I had to listen to Celine Dion or something I’d just get more stressed.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I’m not super into metal, but I like going to metal festivals because the people there are always chill. Just stay clear of the mosh pit and you are going to be fine and even if you are unknowingly entering it, they will find out pretty quickly that it was a mistake on your part and guide out.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Obviously a bit daft to generalise about any musical genre but if I were to pick one with a higher number of capably violent people I’d say Streetpunk (also known as oi) and if I had to pick a second it would be hardcore punk.
arken@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gangsta rap beats all genres mentioned here in terms of associated violence and death.
Skkorm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’ve obviously never lived somewhere rural where country is king. Hicks are violant as hell, there’s no comparison.
You just don’t hear about I because we fuck around in the woods and down backroads.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not if you take the crimes per capita of that genre’s fans. Something like Norweigan Black Metal would win then, or some tiny Nazi punk scene.
rainynight65@feddit.de 11 months ago
Country music.
Slwh47696@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s true, sometimes I need the soothing sounds of Individual Thought Patterns to help me fall asleep
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Metal doesn’t make people violent picks up a screw I will harness this things power to take over thr world.
thejodie@programming.dev 11 months ago
Me napping to Archspire
clubb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You should post this on c/metalmemes
intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Civ players: 🤔
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not all metal, but there is a type of metal that increases a person’s probability to become a violent criminal. It’s called “lead”.
wkk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dad?
GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait until they tell you that mercury is in Gatorade