Spendrill
@Spendrill@lemm.ee
- Comment on One in 15 Americans has witnessed a mass shooting – study 1 day ago:
And let’s define mass shooting.
Last time I discussed this matter on reddit, before I deleted all my comments and left, the person I was arguing with said something like:
More than four or more people in public space? That could include a routine gas station robbery gone wrong.
- Comment on How do you feel about someone taking the coins people tossed into a fountain or other public waterworks display for "wishes?" 2 days ago:
Precisely. 🙂
- Comment on How do you feel about someone taking the coins people tossed into a fountain or other public waterworks display for "wishes?" 3 days ago:
Whoever owns the fountains owns the money.
If someone throws money into a fountain and then wishes then that in itself is a complete transaction with whichever supernatural entity is being bargained with.
I am assuming that any entity which is powerful enough to grant wishes is also powerful enough to hang onto the money if that should be its wish.
Alternatively it’s a quaint custom that people engage in as a form of custom and the pleasure comes with a link to the tradition.
The periodic clearing out of the fountains is both necessary maintenance and a form of income that pays for said maintenance. No one is really harmed by this.
- Comment on The science speaks for itself 2 weeks ago:
But only if you really mean it.
- Comment on South Korea’s president declares emergency martial law 2 months ago:
President Yoon Suk Yeol said on Tuesday that he will rebuild a free and democratic country through the martial law.
Nothing says free and democratic quite like martial law
- Comment on Car spotting game 9 months ago:
could get a bit rough in the backseat.
- Comment on Cease your bigotry 10 months ago:
Offensive language.
- Comment on Bitwarden has launched a new authenticator app 10 months ago:
KeePassXC can do this as well. I had no idea until I saw a post on here where someone mentioned it. Here’s the documentation.
- Comment on Mola the Fucktress 10 months ago:
A No-longer-gives-a-fuckstress.
- Comment on Mola the Fucktress 10 months ago:
Damn. Where is a good fuckstress when you need one?
- Comment on Mola the Fucktress 10 months ago:
That’s not an answer, that merely denotes multiple fucks not multiple simultaneous fucks. And that’s without we get to the sticky topic of multiple penetration, if someone is fucking an orifice and someone is fucking a different orifice is the owner of the orifices having a single fuck or a double fuck? What about the penetrators, are they necessarily sharing the same fuck or merely sharing a fuckstress?
- Comment on People with depression or anxiety could lose sickness benefits, says UK minister 10 months ago:
Tory MPs could lose their seats on the gravy train says hapless, feckless prole. I imagine I am more right than he is.
- Comment on Mola the Fucktress 10 months ago:
Why are the fucks in parallel rather than in series?
- Comment on Mola the Fucktress 10 months ago:
I’d be happier with “Mola the Fuckstress” somehow.
- Comment on There it is 10 months ago:
Needs this to be in the middle.
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
“Oh, no. I’m quite dead. Unfortunately my contract with Wolfram & Hart extends well beyond that.”
―Holland Manners
- Comment on Cybersecurity researchers spotlight a new ransomware threat – be careful where you upload files 10 months ago:
The threat applies to Google’s Chrome and Microsoft’s Edge browsers but not Apple’s Safari or Mozilla’s Firefox
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
- Comment on Brb 10 months ago:
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
- Comment on Does anyone speak hairdresser? I need help communicating. 10 months ago:
Back in the day you would have asked for a flattop.
- Comment on People think onlyfans is weird 10 months ago:
It’s all very well people going on about accordion man’s impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you’d soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.
- Comment on Intrusive thoughts 10 months ago:
Back in the day I was told:
The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps - Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 11 months ago:
The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 11 months ago:
When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 11 months ago:
Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 11 months ago:
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?
- Comment on lil tyrant 11 months ago:
I feel like this was written by the Unstreaked tit-tyrant as part of a dis battle.
- Comment on We compared the finances of 30-year-olds now, to 30-year-olds 30 years ago 11 months ago:
You talking about Cromwell or William and Mary?
- Comment on We compared the finances of 30-year-olds now, to 30-year-olds 30 years ago 11 months ago:
I’m from the UK. We still have a monarch and an aristocracy, as well as a capitalist class. Even worse: they interbreed.
- Comment on We compared the finances of 30-year-olds now, to 30-year-olds 30 years ago 11 months ago:
Yeah, I know, wrong meeting.
- Comment on We compared the finances of 30-year-olds now, to 30-year-olds 30 years ago 11 months ago:
Here’s my improved version:
An analysis of policy, formed by corporate interests and pushed upon the public in the 1980s, shows how it deprived the current crop of young adults of social housing, under-invested in public healthcare, enabled predatory lending practices, distorted the tax system so that a disproportionate amount fell upon the lowest three deciles of tax payers and hobbled unions while outsourcing manufacturing to the developing world causing earnings to plummet.
