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@Slow@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are these plants called?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remembered Mr. Garrison’s book from South Park and his book “Penis Valley”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some free fruit⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately some kids do that.

  There were lilac bushes growing in our park, as well as flowers planted by the park staff. There are a lot of kids running around there and they often break the branches of the blooming lilacs.

  There is nothing wrong with making a bouquet of lilacs to give to your parents, but after playing, children would throw the lilac bouquets on the ground.
  They also sometimes ripped flowers out of the flowerbeds with the roots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Air quality in there isn't too good⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be easy for the robbers to get into the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to lift a motorcycle⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you explain similar videos where people carry bricks in a basket placed on their head?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It just loafs around⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to eat it. 😋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazed these aren't real⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  KFC is chicken flavoured and what flavour is Nike?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow, my uncle has been trying to save Christmas all along!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  😳 What other books are available in this shop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butthurt⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh noo 😱

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lifehack for naive schoolchildren⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s the same as trying to give a sailboat acceleration by trying to blow the sails while standing on deck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's certainly one way to smooth things out...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I threw up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's certainly one way to smooth things out...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of cream is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's certainly one way to smooth things out...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  these donuts look like a…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you want to quit drinking⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bought a few bottles of non-alcoholic beer. One brand of beer tasted like salted soda water with a yellow tinge. The second bottle attempted to recreate the flavour of an alcoholic beer by adding bitterness.

  So it’s hard for me to imagine the perfect flavour of a non-alcoholic beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Situation..⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t experiment with such a malfunction when the unit is plugged in. The best solution is to de-energise the house, if you have experience with the electrical panel, and then manipulate to remove the broken parts from the socket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The final saucy bite 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the same attitude towards ice cream. Only the bottom of the ice cream, which has melted a little and which is in a waffle cup, is the most delicious. When a friend asked me to leave him half, I didn’t want to give him the most delicious things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Fun" competition⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least these guys don’t have an internet addiction. They spend time in nature 🌳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ouroboros⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that snakes are not very sensitive to their venom. It will probably just be a painful nuisance for her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Year's Santa figurines⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You were right. The picture is not displayed because this site is blocked in my region…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unreal body standards⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For people with long arms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Year's Santa figurines⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason the image is not showing up in Boost and Jerboa (Haven’t tested it in other apps).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new Mammoth app is a much simpler take on Mastodon | The Verge⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you sure this is a new application?

  What about the simplest and most understandable application for beginners, this is the PWA app Pinafore.

  For those who have used third-party applications for Reddit, such as Infinity and Boost, Pinafore will be quite comfortable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new Mammoth app is a much simpler take on Mastodon | The Verge⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The last activity on the page was many months ago.
  On their website page 404

  And where can I find the compiled installation files?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squidward⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  😆 Good joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saturday blues⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people think giving a dog a beer is a good idea…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder why computer RAM fails more often than portable devices?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break my phone if she ain't⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is a stormy river⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah! It was cooler than many similar shows that came later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think it's white [VIDEO]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And not web

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is a stormy river⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like a Japanese show that was shown on TV. This show had a similar challenge. The player stepped onto a rickety rope bridge, but was prevented from reaching the end by two guys standing on the ground below, who were shooting soccer balls at him. The bridge swayed a lot, it was difficult to stand and there were many funny moments. A safety net was stretched under the bridge.