Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.
We were warned.
Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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billiam0202@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.
ZeroCool@feddit.ch 1 year ago
a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!
the_frumious_bandersnatch@programming.dev 1 year ago
It’s really too bad Kroger discontinued “The Fizzicist”.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a frustratingly good name too.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t normally drink sodas but man do I want to drink that for the name alone.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
Moist Jesus
Curiousfur@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Mr. PiBB dropped out of college
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I didn’t go to college for eight years just to be called Mister Pepper
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You missed Professor Peppy.
I know there’s probably more, but i feel like this one is important.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s not a real doctor!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
how do you know it’s a He 😮💨
Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dr.who now that’s a soda I have yet to try
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Doctor:I’m the doctor. Me: dr what? Doctor: no no you’re supposed to say who. Why did you say what. Doctor who intro starts and the title is “the carbonated waters of Mars”
konalt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?
JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Friend of mine: ‘Haven’t been “Dr Perky” since my first kid.’
brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All this and yet Mr. Pibb is a step too far.
EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.net 1 year ago
I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.
recapitated@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It does take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Does Dr. Oetker make soda?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The nazi pizza company? www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-24580073
Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Dr. Perfect
Ok buddy, chill out.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not looking for Dr. Perfect, just Dr. Nice.
Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Dr Perfect is the enemy of Dr Good Enough
victron@programming.dev 1 year ago
Best I can do is Dr Fine.
BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mom: Have you seen a Real Doctor yet?
Me: …yes…
victron@programming.dev 1 year ago
Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.
victron@programming.dev 1 year ago
My daughters love cream soda shasta. And so do I.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not pictured: Dr. Smooth
(although it’s been a long time - maybe they don’t make this anymore?)
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is Dr. Perky a plastic surgeon?
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t see a Dr. Harleen Quinzel anywhere.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is there a drink called Mr. J?
door_in_the_face@feddit.de 1 year ago
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Ha, Dr perky. Nice.
Tofushopdriftin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Bored to Death did that for me.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
My favorite was one called “Spritz Up”
SuperIce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Dr. Fine Soda”
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s not Dr. Perfect and he’s not Dr. Right, but he sure is Dr. Fine.
squiblet@kbin.social 1 year ago
My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.
squiblet@kbin.social 1 year ago
I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.
SnappDragon10@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Cool, now I’m on a quest to sample them all
WashedOver@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.
Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:
It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.