alquicksilver
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world
- Comment on Holy Fu*k 4 days ago:
See, the internet censors it for you; you don’t need to do it yourself! All I see is sh!t, p!$$, c**t, c0ckscker, m0th3rfuck3r, and tits.
- Comment on The phrase "edited it" is soo weird to pronounce 5 days ago:
I would argue that, without the punctuation, it’s not technically correct. The references to James and John saying “had had,” at least, should be in quotes. Additionally, unless broken up with a semicolon or a period before the final four “hads,” it’s a run-on sentence.
If you change the “hads” that mean provided/said in the context of the sentence (excluding the quoted ones), you could write it as:
James, while John had [said] “had”, had [said] “had had”; “had had” had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.
And though it doesn’t flow right to me to have James and his action verb split by a phrase about John, I’m not sure that’s incorrect. Phrasing it to fix the flow, for me, would be:
While John had [said] “had”, James had [said] “had had”; “had had” had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.
- Comment on The phrase "edited it" is soo weird to pronounce 5 days ago:
I tripped on that one and ended up saying “European pianer player union,” which made me laugh until I coughed.
- Comment on The phrase "edited it" is soo weird to pronounce 5 days ago:
I am not sober. I just had far too much fun saying “europinyinyinyin” out loud over and over again, so thank you for that. :)
I think I have some extended family who probably say it similarly to that, too. Probably the ones from the deep south.
- Comment on New thing to ponder just dropped 2 weeks ago:
Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂
- Comment on New thing to ponder just dropped 2 weeks ago:
Mmmm, corb
- Comment on This happens frequently but we all ignore it 3 weeks ago:
Also, toys. You can choose what size you prefer. This works in both same and different sex partnerships. Toys (in conjunction with an observant partner) are awesome. I’ve yet to meet a woman who was uncomfortable with us using toys together but have, unfortunately, encountered men who feel inadequate if toys are involved.
- Comment on A strange charger 5 weeks ago:
I got a solid five seconds of laughter out of this and am still fighting a little chuckle.
- Comment on New small business owner had a great idea to have word of mouth build his business. 1 month ago:
From the looks of things, someone already beat you to it.
- Comment on Card my daughter made for me after my vasectomy 1 month ago:
I hope that’s not how they did it.
- Comment on Acetaminophen-American 2 months ago:
We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can’t have any dessert.
- Comment on Port-O-John Art 2 months ago:
Who is this supposed to be? I can’t tell because the face is a normal size.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I think that’s the age I’ll turn next, but I kinda stopped remembering/caring once I hit 30. My advice is to not remember how old you are so that you have to do math to figure it out; that should discourage your friend from being bothered by how old he is. Instead, he can be bothered by the fact that he can never remember his own age. ;P
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Mid-30s woman here, from western US. I call my mom any of the following, depending on mood/context:
- Mom
- Mommy
- Mama
- Ma (definitely can become Maaaaa at times)
- Uma
- Mother (usually in a jokingly stern tone)
- Her name (when she’s being particularly deaf)
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 5 months ago:
I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.
- Comment on Not how you ride a horse 6 months ago:
I desperately want to unsee this and I hate the fact that I can’t.
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 6 months ago:
Well, since he’s clearly unnamed, I’m naming him Speck.
- Comment on Moo 7 months ago:
I haven’t looked that good in a photo in ages; I’m glad they got my good side.
- Comment on It's a sin in Christianity to consume media based on ancient mythology and folklore? 7 months ago:
Based on the username and formatting of the title, I’m guessing OP’s native language may be Japanese, where questions are often statement+question word.
Shitsumon desu - It’s a question.
Shitsumon desu ka - Is it a question?
- Comment on Clean butt 8 months ago:
How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?
- Comment on Private Prison CEO on Trump Deportation Surge: “One of the Most Exciting Periods in My Career” 9 months ago:
What a ghoul. Ugh.
- Comment on Is Tesla’s sales slump down to Elon Musk? 9 months ago:
He singlehandedly turned them into swastikars /swastikars, so I imagine he’s got something to do with it, yeah.
- Comment on What do I do? 10 months ago:
Me, a federal employee:
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 11 months ago:
Time to make him Tim Apple to everyone else, too.
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 11 months ago:
You answering this so normally makes this a quality shitpost for me.
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 11 months ago:
Well that’s what you get for not using freedom™©® units.
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 11 months ago:
That was the COO of that Untied Hatecare, right?
- Comment on is that real? 1 year ago:
I’ve seen some folks say it could be a result of steroid abuse, and I didn’t care enough to research whether it was true. If he did abuse steroids, his supremely shrunken raisins could help explain the cybertruck.
- Comment on is that real? 1 year ago:
And not quite as perky. His chest bump is essentially in the middle of his torso. Makes me think of the 1990s polygonal Lara Croft every time I see it.
- Comment on Advertising 1 year ago:
This vandal has a garage full of downloaded cars.
