Unlike another country where murder is permissible as long as stating the culturally acceptable phrase “I’m with the police.”
Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
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runswithjedi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
That is also a faux pas in the United States, it’s overly formal and the preferred vernacular is “GET ON THE GROUND, BOY! STOP RESISTING!”
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 8 months ago
Exactly. You'll be rewarded with a paid vacation, and then either moved to a new station to continue your spree, promoted for your efforts, or be allowed to retire early with full benefits
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Several other countries as a matter of fact, cops be cops after all!
Rootiest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
cops be cops after all!
Umm the politically correct phrase is ACAB
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay or stra, because at the end of the day, it’s night. – Gustavo
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?
rockerface@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Together we can stop this
dym_sh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
- just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
- want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
- «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
roembol@lemmy.roembol.nl 8 months ago
Spread the word!
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.
matter@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Unless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that’s guaranteed, current path or no
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one’s eyes, and start the next with opening them.
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What are they other four? WHAT ARE THE OTHER FOUR?!
ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I really want to know what the other four things are. Not enough to go look, but enough to complain here.
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I know you yanks like to go around shooting each other, but if you absolutely must challenge someone to a duel - so be so kind as to use your sword instead.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Many of us on Lemmy have Kitanas hanging on our wall, so totally ready.
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Why is she hanging on your wall? Tell her to get down and act more human if she doesn’t want to stand out
Algaroth@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s no way to treat your waifu body pillow.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Mine’s just a longsword sitting on top of my desk…
Ddhuud@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Aww shoot! My vacation is ruined!
Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 8 months ago
If I can't do any of my favorite murders then what's even the point of traveling? Stupid woke Japanese ruin everything.
Seraph@kbin.social 8 months ago
The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!
I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.
Blademax@lemmy.one 8 months ago
“Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:
"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!
I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”
- Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He can have a little murder as a treat
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That murdering you’ve been doing? Not okay
RHSJack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won’t point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I for one think more countries should make this very illegal.
YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 8 months ago
Well there go my holiday plans…
Capricorny90210@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Man, talk about culture shock!
Asudox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s news to me. Everyone here murders people, I thought it was legal everywhere! I mean, you just kill people, not that big of a deal.
/s
Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is one of my favorite Japan related shitposts
mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Fox pass. O wait… Nevermind.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
“Sorry, ma’am, we’re gonna need to see the pass for your fox here before we let you through.”
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Image
Idk which came first but I prefer this version
TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 8 months ago
This is a classic western misinterpretation of East Asia. If you actually read Japanese history you would know that the Japanese have a vibrant and deep history of assassinating their Leaders.
Whether they are a leftist sympathizer, union leader, or simply not fascist enough, there are plenty of traditional and culturally appropriate ways to assassinate the leaders of Japan.
pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s amazing. By utilizing the time honored technique of “korosu”, this skill has been passed down from generation to generation. People don’t seem to have enough respect for tradition.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Whereas in the US, assassinating presidents used to be the fifth most popular sport.