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Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw away

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨xia@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s not true! I also buy condoms

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  • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That reminds me of a Lily Tomlin joke: “The other day I bought a wastebasket and brought it home in a paper bag. Then I crumpled up the paper bag and put it in the wastebasket.” A lot of her stand-up act was just making little ironic observations like that.

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  • SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    They also are used to ball up you clothing to toss in the car when you move…then in the trash can to then throw out. Yeah, you win this one.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t get me started on toilet paper

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    • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most of us throwing money in the toilet everyday

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  • Zealotte@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.

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    • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Either the match burns out or I do

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  • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not ‘just’ throw away. They provide a very nice convenience of bundling a bunch of trash together and make it all easier to transport to the bin.

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    • renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Thx for explaining what trash bags do.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I buy food just to shit it out of my body, its the biggest scam

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone’s never made themselves a poncho

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  • xSikes@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sadly there’s way more like that. Mostly plastic related.

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  • LordMayor@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And, you never have to clean your dish soap.

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  • albbi@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Buying firewood is burning your money.

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  • mcSlibinas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And bullets.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Children are just things you make that will eventually die, some ending up killing themselves because of you constantly telling them how much a disappointment they are, because you are also fucked up from your parent’s doing the same thing.

    And then we’re extinct.

    Happily ever after.

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  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wish I could upvote twice for the real shower thought

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