Zealotte

@Zealotte@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw away⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitposting would be called pooposting for the alliteration alone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let them get your Goatse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, but that’s less funny.

  I think I’ll start pointing it out.

• Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

  Neither of us were doing well that evening.

  Lessons learned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

  Easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squarrel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet he eats blockberries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does this speak to me so?

  Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

• Wait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age, death, and inheritance.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t be!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who, me!?

• With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨24⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your technology mispredictions?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

• Concert encores are like adult peekaboo for a crowd.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I WON THE LOTTERY!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny how we all do THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

  It’s true! I can do that.

  I no longer care to, but I can!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam winter sale is live. What patient games are you picking up?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re entertainment dragons.

  We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

  Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

  Rookie move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam winter sale is live. What patient games are you picking up?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This appears to be written in English, but I can’t make sense of it.

  We must feed the backlog, always.

  Number go up.