Mega based! Nuke Jerusalem, make the crusaders cry!
the no state solution
Submitted 15 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Tbf this hasn’t been about the holy land. That was part of the “all brown people are extremists” propoganda.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
A variation of the King Solomon solution to end a conflict.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
unholies your land
Hupf@feddit.org 5 hours ago
Can’t be holey if it’s glazed?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
If land can be holy than the land made by their holiness must be holy. Thus all of earth and beyond should be Jerusalem, and those who live anywhere should need not move but be anywhere to speak and be with such holiness. No land is theirs, all land is his holiness, and land ownership it a spit in the eye of such.
Stealing from their lord…
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Hurray! The war is over!
Now, we must fight to control the Holy Wasteland!
brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
redsand@infosec.pub 6 hours ago
Neutron bomb between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem was my dumb teenage solution to the problem. I still hate the idea but it’s less dumb.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
A neutron bomb is quite the shrewd choice from a teenager.
But the better solution is to treat religion as an endemic mental illness and find a cure.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 14 hours ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
To be fair this is slightly different approach to “no state solution” than what anarchists suggest 🤣
TronBronson@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Tfw you’ve been watching the same two groups of people kill each other for 40 years in the same damn place.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 hours ago
Telling the world Iran will have nukes in a few weeks since 1992
_stranger_@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
They’d be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.
plyth@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Moderna is for individual anti cancer medicine. We are about to be prepared to live with radiation.
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.
Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.
Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
And it’s gone off before anyone understands how it works
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Before anyone realizes it’s turned on.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
One suicidal zealot decides that everyone dies.
Oh wait, username checks out.
aeiou@piefed.social 10 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 hours ago
It’s called the holy land because everyone wants to fill the land with holes.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
The term “Holy Land” feels like a foreigner’s covetous mysticism for another’s homeland
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I think OP means the Promised Land.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Missouri
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Even more so
butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Wow, it really is 2002 again isn’t it? 🤢
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Incredibly gross meme in every respect
dnick@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
You know what? Now it’s even holier. Everyone who thinks it’s important gets an all expense paid trip to the suddenly ‘super effective at getting you to heaven quicker’ land.
Mim@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
Artificial suns are the solution to many problems. 🌞
We should test it first on Bavaria though.
db2@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
But then we won’t have Bavarian cream anymore!
Mim@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
More important: we won’t have many annoying Bavarians left.
I’d sacrifice a lot for that.
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
waitaminute… this is like event 5 or so in the Fallout timeline.
Damn, did Christopher Taylor know the whole time?
Una@europe.pub 11 hours ago
It all belongs to Albania
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
Fuck yeah! This is the answer!
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Both US and Russia have tactical nuclear weapons that would allow continued settlement outside of 2-5km (better being upwind), with Russia (Iran for that matter) having Hypersonic delivery. So there is a “no other state” solution. Air burst weapons limit long term radiation in earth. Hiroshima (air bursted) was deemed habitable after the fires shut off. Both Hiroshima (area) and Nagasaki had normal life expectancies for those who moved there after the event. So an “empty the other state” solution exists too.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
“Don’t make me pull over human species, and stop this trip right now.”
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Either you stop fighting or I’m turning this car around and no one goes to the holy land!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
violet08@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
this is just a shitpost
free Palestine🇵🇸🍉
brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Should not be surprised you’re a rad one, violet08!
plyth@feddit.org 2 hours ago
You mean: violent08!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
✊
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
What’s up with the watermelon? Asking bc it’s a nazi-adjacent thing where I’m from
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Guessing you’re German? It is used in place of the Palestinian flag, because it has the same colors. Since Germany is terrified of being labeled antisemitic, (and Israel immediately jumps to “you’re an antisemite” whenever anyone disagrees with them,) the German government has their tongue all the way up Israel’s asshole. So the German government labeled it antisemitic, (and started trying to propagandize their population to believe so as well, by equating it with Nazis) because they don’t want any Germans making headlines by using the emoji to support Palestine.
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Are you from Germany by chance? Been adopted as a symbol of Palestinian resistance and therefore labelled anti-“semetic” by certain governments