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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
To be fair this is slightly different approach to “no state solution” than what anarchists suggest 🤣
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Hurray! The war is over!
Now, we must fight to control the Holy Wasteland!
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
LongLive@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fallout? Nah.
Fallin File Ghoul, for the last crusade!
/s
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tbf this hasn’t been about the holy land. That was part of the “all brown people are extremists” propoganda.
TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tfw you’ve been watching the same two groups of people kill each other for 40 years in the same damn place.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
Telling the world Iran will have nukes in a few weeks since 1992
TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s so sad watching them successfully recycle the same washed up material decade after decade.
The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Oh yeah, THEY couldn’t behave, definitely happened in a total vacuum.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally a roundabout, it was overdue
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
They would waterworld it up. You cannot break the delusion.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
unholies your land
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
Can’t be holey if it’s glazed?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If land can be holy than the land made by their holiness must be holy. Thus all of earth and beyond should be Jerusalem, and those who live anywhere should need not move but be anywhere to speak and be with such holiness. No land is theirs, all land is his holiness, and land ownership it a spit in the eye of such.
Stealing from their lord…
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Speaks to human selfishness that “nobody gets it” means to nuke it rather than turn it into a wildlife preserve or something…
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 1 month ago
You do wildlife preserve, some holy brainwashed britches will trespass and refuse to leave, who will enforce the preservation and how?
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Preservation enforced by starved lions.
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Hear me out: enforcement via lions
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s exactly how I played Fallout: New Vegas! (If that’s the right one ) I blew up Megaton for being idiots and praising a bomb.
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Neutron bomb between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem was my dumb teenage solution to the problem. I still hate the idea but it’s less dumb.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A neutron bomb is quite the shrewd choice from a teenager.
But the better solution is to treat religion as an endemic mental illness and find a cure.
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
The cure is about 5,000 Luigis. You just need to decapitate the hydra faster than it’s children can grow to 18 and access their trust fund.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
I’m an antirealist. You won’t find any evidence for the existence of reality, because using your senses to validate your senses is a fallacy. And while cogito ergo sum is valid, cogito ergo mundus is flawed. So the only remaining reason to believe in an external world beyond the senses is religious tradition. Realism is a religion.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That wouldn’t work though. In Indian they know a certain river is filled with toxic waste, they swim in it because it’s holy. I bet that people would still pilgrimage there, just maybe an end of like thing.
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
That’s different, you aren’t guaranteed to die wading through the Ganges. Even with a hazmat suit your time in the irradiation zone is limited before you risk a horrifying, painful and slow death.
Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
A neutron bomb wouldnt destroy any of the holy sites so another group of nutters would just move in after and claim it was their god that blah blah blah…
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Neutron bombs remain unused. They’re for land denial. They irradiate an area for about 10,000 years.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’d be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
Moderna is for individual anti cancer medicine. We are about to be prepared to live with radiation.
moendopi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except isn’t nthis what American zionists want? To bring about the end of the world and make Mr. The Jesus come back? To start the Harmegdon?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except isn’t nthis what American zionists want?
There is an American doomsday cult that thinks Israel needs to be demolished, because some 3rd century gnostic who was most likely tripping balls while writing Christian fanfic got his work included in the official Biblical texts.
What this overlooks is how many times the territories in and around Jerusalem have been sacked and plundered, how many genocides the region has endured, and how often the various diasporas native to the region have failed to fulfill any of their goofy eliminationist fantasies.
Armageddon keeps happening. Antichrists keep emerging. Plagues keep ravishing the land. We must be on the twentieth “Second Coming” by now.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Honestly, predicting conflict in the middle east and calling it “prophecy” is hilarious.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
some 3rd century gnostic who was most likely tripping balls while writing Christian fanfic
If you mean the Revelation, it’s a political pamphlet masqueraded as apocalyptic literature, which was a popular genre at the time.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A variation of the King Solomon solution to end a conflict.
Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
We shall split the holy land… On an atomic level
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
My bets are on Jack Burton.
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.
Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.
Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And it’s gone off before anyone understands how it works
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Before anyone realizes it’s turned on.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
One suicidal zealot decides that everyone dies.
Oh wait, username checks out.
butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 1 month ago
Wow, it really is 2002 again isn’t it? 🤢
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Incredibly gross meme in every respect
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
This is just the Samson Option
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Wouldn’t that be the reverse-samson option?
Samsquanch-do!
Mim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Artificial suns are the solution to many problems. 🌞
We should test it first on Bavaria though.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But then we won’t have Bavarian cream anymore!
Mim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
More important: we won’t have many annoying Bavarians left.
I’d sacrifice a lot for that.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t have BMW that much.
Mim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t care for BMW. Don’t even have a drivers license.
But speaking of BMW, the Quandts and Klattens sure can stay in Bavaria when the artificial suns go up. Same as Söder and his ilk.
aeiou@piefed.social 1 month ago
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
That’s been the plan of some all along.
Collect all jewish peeps there, then have them convert to the new christian messiah, or else boom.
Not joking.
Some really have been pursuing that plan.
Gets rethinking the perception management ploys upon us, eh?
So it’s not really so original a savvy, as much just succumbing to the genocidal psyop.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The only jews we’ll have left are the communist ones
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Mega based! Nuke Jerusalem, make the crusaders cry!
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I wouldn’t necessarily want to see Israel and surrounding states vaporized, but I would quite enjoy saying “hey guys where’s Jesus? When’s Jesus coming? Do you think they’re gonna rebuild the temple?” to all the unhinged Christians I know.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Anyone religious isn’t hinged right in any case.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
But it would be glorious…sigh
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
waitaminute… this is like event 5 or so in the Fallout timeline.
Damn, did Christopher Taylor know the whole time?
dnick@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You know what? Now it’s even holier. Everyone who thinks it’s important gets an all expense paid trip to the suddenly ‘super effective at getting you to heaven quicker’ land.
python@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You mean the holey land?
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Holey chickens, I chuckled.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
It’s called the holy land because everyone wants to fill the land with holes.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The term “Holy Land” feels like a foreigner’s covetous mysticism for another’s homeland
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
“The nazis have invaded poland, we have no option but to nuke it”-ass post
crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Let’s not even joke…
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re attributing to much intelligence to the people causing the problems. The zealots would continue to fight over the fallout zone.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No state solution should be an anarchist commune, not nuke!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sure this one was founded in the late 1940s but this is for sure the kingdom of israel from the bible.
You have to keep the name the same on the map though so I don’t have to abandon the 1920’s era invention of Biblical Literalism that became popular in the 1980s.
violet08@lemmy.today 1 month ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
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brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Should not be surprised you’re a rad one, violet08!
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
You mean: violent08!
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
What’s up with the watermelon? Asking bc it’s a nazi-adjacent thing where I’m from
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Guessing you’re German? It is used in place of the Palestinian flag, because it has the same colors. Since Germany is terrified of being labeled antisemitic, (and Israel immediately jumps to “you’re an antisemite” whenever anyone disagrees with them,) the German government has their tongue all the way up Israel’s asshole. So the German government labeled it antisemitic, (and started trying to propagandize their population to believe so as well, by equating it with Nazis) because they don’t want any Germans making headlines by using the emoji to support Palestine.
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Are you from Germany by chance? Been adopted as a symbol of Palestinian resistance and therefore labelled anti-“semetic” by certain governments