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the no state solution

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨violet08@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • violet08@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is just a shitpost

    free Palestine🇵🇸🍉

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    • brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Should not be surprised you’re a rad one, violet08!

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      • plyth@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You mean: violent08!

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ✊

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    • real_squids@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s up with the watermelon? Asking bc it’s a nazi-adjacent thing where I’m from

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      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Guessing you’re German? It is used in place of the Palestinian flag, because it has the same colors. Since Germany is terrified of being labeled antisemitic, (and Israel immediately jumps to “you’re an antisemite” whenever anyone disagrees with them,) the German government has their tongue all the way up Israel’s asshole. So the German government labeled it antisemitic, (and started trying to propagandize their population to believe so as well, by equating it with Nazis) because they don’t want any Germans making headlines by using the emoji to support Palestine.

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      • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Are you from Germany by chance? Been adopted as a symbol of Palestinian resistance and therefore labelled anti-“semetic” by certain governments

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mega based! Nuke Jerusalem, make the crusaders cry!

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tbf this hasn’t been about the holy land. That was part of the “all brown people are extremists” propoganda.

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  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A variation of the King Solomon solution to end a conflict.

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  • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    unholies your land

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can’t be holey if it’s glazed?

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If land can be holy than the land made by their holiness must be holy. Thus all of earth and beyond should be Jerusalem, and those who live anywhere should need not move but be anywhere to speak and be with such holiness. No land is theirs, all land is his holiness, and land ownership it a spit in the eye of such.

      Stealing from their lord…

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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hurray! The war is over!

    Now, we must fight to control the Holy Wasteland!

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just nuke it a second time

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Neutron bomb between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem was my dumb teenage solution to the problem. I still hate the idea but it’s less dumb.

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A neutron bomb is quite the shrewd choice from a teenager.

      But the better solution is to treat religion as an endemic mental illness and find a cure.

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anarchists are in shambles 😆

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To be fair this is slightly different approach to “no state solution” than what anarchists suggest 🤣

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  • TronBronson@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tfw you’ve been watching the same two groups of people kill each other for 40 years in the same damn place.

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    • moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re 40, huh?

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      • TronBronson@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Get off my yard!!!

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    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Telling the world Iran will have nukes in a few weeks since 1992

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’d be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.

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    • plyth@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Moderna is for individual anti cancer medicine. We are about to be prepared to live with radiation.

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  • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.

    Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.

    Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And it’s gone off before anyone understands how it works

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Before anyone realizes it’s turned on.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      One suicidal zealot decides that everyone dies.

      Oh wait, username checks out.

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  • aeiou@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s called the holy land because everyone wants to fill the land with holes.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The term “Holy Land” feels like a foreigner’s covetous mysticism for another’s homeland

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think OP means the Promised Land.

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      • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Missouri

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      • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even more so

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  • butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow, it really is 2002 again isn’t it? 🤢

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    • Keeponstalin@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Incredibly gross meme in every respect

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  • dnick@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know what? Now it’s even holier. Everyone who thinks it’s important gets an all expense paid trip to the suddenly ‘super effective at getting you to heaven quicker’ land.

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  • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Artificial suns are the solution to many problems. 🌞

    We should test it first on Bavaria though.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But then we won’t have Bavarian cream anymore!

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      • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        More important: we won’t have many annoying Bavarians left.

        I’d sacrifice a lot for that.

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  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    waitaminute… this is like event 5 or so in the Fallout timeline.

    Damn, did Christopher Taylor know the whole time?

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It all belongs to Albania

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck yeah! This is the answer!

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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Both US and Russia have tactical nuclear weapons that would allow continued settlement outside of 2-5km (better being upwind), with Russia (Iran for that matter) having Hypersonic delivery. So there is a “no other state” solution. Air burst weapons limit long term radiation in earth. Hiroshima (air bursted) was deemed habitable after the fires shut off. Both Hiroshima (area) and Nagasaki had normal life expectancies for those who moved there after the event. So an “empty the other state” solution exists too.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Don’t make me pull over human species, and stop this trip right now.”

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Either you stop fighting or I’m turning this car around and no one goes to the holy land!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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