I’m sorry, but were you under the impression that Janeway, in any fashion, fucks around?
Positive affirmations from your favorite captains
Submitted 2 months ago by Kirk@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
(Except for the salamander fucking around.)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that was not around. that was a committed salamander relationship
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 months ago
Even Troi had to kill someone to complete her bridge officer test.
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
yes but she felt bad about it
TheFerrango@lemmings.world 1 month ago
I sure feel bad about sacrificing everyone in this planet, but I really want that admiral promotion
veeesix@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Hol up. My feelings matter?
ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 2 months ago
Well no, not yours.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Not really. It’s just what captains say to keep crews slaving away and risking their lives without compensation.
xkbx@startrek.website 2 months ago
Their feelings matter it’s just that nothing’s gonna really be done about it
evidences@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro it’s a post scarcity society what do I need a pay check for?
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
Maybe you’re the exception that proves the rule
Hux@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
“Medical team to the bridge, Kirk is burning red shirts!”
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, sure… now put your security officer suit on and beam on this episodes dangerous planet.
kieron115@startrek.website 2 months ago
Just a little murder, now and then. As a treat!
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Think of all the murders she did when the camera weren’t rolling.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Coffee addition is “ok”, murder was absolutely necessary.
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
“if i somehow couldnt do murders anymore id probably just fly into a black hole” -Janeway
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 months ago
No fucking way. Janeway like her coffee SO MUCH (how much is that, you ask? I will tell you, she loves her coffee SO MUCH!!) that she would even go to the extreme ends of not murdering someone to get it.
Possibly not Tuvix though, bc fuck that one guy in particular.
But a normal everyday murder, on a Tuesday, she would absolutely forego in order to have her coffee fix.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Lmao, given the choice between coffee and killing Tuvix she would still kill Tuvix. Like any good captain.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
Man, when Pike said that line I burst into tears. Incredible performance by Anson Mount.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s even crazier is they had to promote Sisco from Lt. to Commander to give him a whole space station, then promoted him to Captain and gave him a ship for his space station. When I’m pretty sure if your running a space station you should at least be an Admiral. Did this never make sense to anyone else?
King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 2 months ago
It was meant to be a backwater station around a planet that was unstable. Mostly they job was be in the way of cardasian return and try valiently to get things towards Fed membership. I believe he had been a Lt commander aboard ships serving as the XO. He was at least a project lead at the ship yards. He may have even run the yards, I don’t recall right now.
He was pushed into a command role that was intended to bring him back to where his career was many to be.
The rank of a station commander depends on the importance of the station in the fleet. Admiralty are posted to stations that are region command stations. The postings serve as command of the fleets in the region as well. For smaller posts the rank to command them drops a lot. Sisko was placed in command of one small station with a couple runabouts. The rank of Commander suits the post. Once it got more important he was already imbedded deeply with the the bajorans.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Not the political compass I’m used to
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Archer: Racism is ok.
5715@feddit.org 1 month ago
For Porthos
fireweed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How come Picard gets to wear his v2 uniform but not Sisko? (Also why’s his hair upside-down?)
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
ummmm temporal anomaly (for both questions)?
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like I’m not on this sub enough to get the joke. Are we referring to the Tuvix incident?
Kirk@startrek.website 1 month ago
dingdingding
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
You can own a few crows
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a treat.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My issue with the “you’re not a burden” is that, it may be true but you can totally be a burden.
Whereas I think it’s always okay to ask for help.
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
That’s… uh, that’s the one you have an issue with?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Admiral Marcus be like:
Let’s kill the entire crew of the Enterprise so I can get away with starting a war
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that’s correct ben. i’m a problem.
autonomous@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
That’s definitely not the text Sisko should have. I think it got switched with Janeway by accident. She didn’t arrange the death of a Romulaan high official to involve another nation in support of her war (and do a whole episode about how they can live with it), or poison whole planets for personal vendetta. 🤷♂️
Solumbran@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean… Crimes of war Sisko?
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
War crimes are not a burden. After all, he can live with it.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He was a really good dad, so it evens out.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fucking yes! More people recognizing Sisko is a bastard.
Solumbran@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For me it was always obvious.
I mean, Janeway was thrown into a hostile environment with basically nothing, and sometimes picked the less moral choices, to make her crew survive.
Sisko decided to ruin the lives of basically a whole planet, just because he was to arrogant to admit that he got defeated.
I think there’s a matter of context, and Sisko has no way to justify his behaviour other than “I see myself as god so I can do whatever I want”
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Those war crimes saved the Alpha Quadrant!
Norin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, but those war crimes were cool.