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What do your teeth taste like?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨whaleross@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    YOUR.MOTHER’S.GIANT.WARM.PPPPPERFECTLY. cooked meatloaf because she is an excellent cook and very hospitable

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    • gilokee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wow

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      • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s what I said after I GOT ALL WET AND SLOPPY WITH OP’S MOM because I helped her do the dishes after the delicious meatloaf dinner.

        That’s what a gentleman does before he LAYS SOME PIPE AND REARRANGES OP’S MOM’S plumbing situation because whoever did the pipe fitting before was clearly not certified, dang system looks like somebody threw spaghetti in a blender!

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now THIS is a shower thought

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Al dente. 👌

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    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Should be top comment

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Composite dental filling flavor.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Silver mercury amalgammmmmmmmm

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Teethe.

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  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know the taste when the dentist drills or polishes your teeth? That is you powdered teeth and because they are powdered they have a strong enough flavor.

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  • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They taste like tongue, and regret

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  • Breezy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I broke a tooth eating at an Indian curry buffet. Shatered a tooth eating some lamb curry full of bones. Spit tooth pieces out for a moth as the breakage finished. I definitely swallowed some. Didnt taste like anything. So i figured thats normal, if not we would be constantly tasting our teeth.

    So to answer this question, someone might need to taste your teeth for you.

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    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had a tooth shatter in my jaw (stupid wisdom teeth) and the shards tasted of nothing, so I agree. Nothingness.

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      • Qwel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You guys just don’t grind your teeth fine enough.

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  • tronx4002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lick them and find out

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  • brownsugga@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mouth

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  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cheese but I put minty toothpaste on them to make them temporarily taste like mint until they taste like cheese again.

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  • autriyo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What does my mouth taste like?

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    • MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pucker up and let’s find out

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  • ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do your mouth and teeth taste something? I just taste whstever I just ate and bits and pieces that are left, if any.

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  • nikolasdimi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this is the fundamental meditation.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    After brushing, mine taste like chocolate and peanutbutter.

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  • JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    America’s favourite chocolate, according to this post I just happened across.

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    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But only in Australia apparently

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you want to know, I can remove them from your mouth for a few days and return them after.

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably whatever you eat most often. Kind of how if one drinks too much coffee then they get stained.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bones from Star Trek

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  • gilokee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    bone

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    • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Teeth aren’t bone

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      • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But why can’t they taste like bone?

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      • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I… Did not know this

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What do you want them to taste like? 😘

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