If you can avoid that rock for around 60 billion years, it’ll be almost entirely lead, and then you can mock it. ‘Not so tough now, stupid rock’
Our kryptonite
Submitted 8 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Bunitonito@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
aw fuck i’m weak to lead too
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 7 hours ago
Life pro tip: While humans are indeed vulnerable to gamma rays from uranium, it’s usually all around more expedient to just hit ‘em with it. And for that, many rocks will do, even just plain old feldspar.
saltesc@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Found out it works with wood too!
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
You… Found out? ಠ_ಠ
Yliaster@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It doesn’t even need to be radioactive/kryptonite.
Imagine getting hit down there with a rock. Yeah, I’d call that a weakness.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Okay you go me. What does the tye dye do to weaken regular humans? Is it tripping on acid in a Grateful Dead concert?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Wearing it makes them GAY and LIBERAL !!
phar@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Milkdrop on winamp. You just get sucked in
tyler@programming.dev 6 hours ago
I mean the rock isn’t going to kill you. It’s the radiation that does, so no, our weakness isn’t a rock.
gnutrino@programming.dev 5 hours ago
Depends how hard it’s being thrown at you…
doug@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Hmm, you know, I’ve never thought about it, but I do avoid movies with The Rock in it. You may be onto something!
…wait, no, I liked The Rundown.
…and Jumanji 1 wasn’t bad.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I enjoyed Walking Tall
BigBenis@lemmy.world 19 minutes ago
Doesn’t even have to be radioactive. Too much salt will kill you, as will any rock with sufficient mass and velocity.