Our kryptonite

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Life pro tip: While humans are indeed vulnerable to gamma rays from uranium, it’s usually all around more expedient to just hit ‘em with it. And for that, many rocks will do, even just plain old feldspar.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Found out it works with wood too!

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    • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You… Found out? ಠ_ಠ

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  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This reminds me of some Terry Pratchett quote about a stake through the heart working pretty well on people too.

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  • Pirat@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No. Not the easily fragmented feldspar. Nice solid granite.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Technically, kryptonite is also our kryptonite.

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• Bunitonito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you can avoid that rock for around 60 billion years, it’ll be almost entirely lead, and then you can mock it. ‘Not so tough now, stupid rock’

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    aw fuck i’m weak to lead too

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Pirat@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lead gives you brain damage. Rock laughs.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dudes be like "LMAO Green Lantern’s weakness is just a colour!’

  My Vrother in Christ

  SO IS YOURS

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay you go me. What does the tye dye do to weaken regular humans? Is it tripping on acid in a Grateful Dead concert?

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wearing it makes them GAY and LIBERAL !!

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    • phar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Milkdrop on winamp. You just get sucked in

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• dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My weakness isn’t Uranium, you can just throw a rock at me and I’ll probably die.

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doesn’t even have to be radioactive. Too much salt will kill you, as will any rock with sufficient mass and velocity.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    David enters the chat.
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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Being able to kill something with “sufficient mass and velocity” is a characteristic of all matter.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t kill another rock. Just makes more rocks.

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmm, you know, I’ve never thought about it, but I do avoid movies with The Rock in it. You may be onto something!

  …wait, no, I liked The Rundown.

  …and Jumanji 1 wasn’t bad.

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I enjoyed Walking Tall

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• Yliaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It doesn’t even need to be radioactive/kryptonite.

  Imagine getting hit down there with a rock. Yeah, I’d call that a weakness.

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean the rock isn’t going to kill you. It’s the radiation that does, so no, our weakness isn’t a rock.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends how hard it’s being thrown at you…

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    • tyler@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You got me.

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• BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No way, the only thing scientists have proven that can kill me is shellfish. That’s it’s. So far, nothing else.

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  • Pirat@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, no no no. There are many things proven to kill you. Curare, arsenic, botulism, too much salt, not enough salt, too much water, not enough water, and on and on and on and on …

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    • BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nope. They tested my blood and said this was it, so

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