Submitted 7 hours ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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As a kid I read a book about a school with 30 rooms built sideways, so an oopsie tower, where each chapter is about a student or the teacher.
Sammy, the odd student from chapter 14, is a dead rat in many raincoats, and being a dead rat, Sammy is thrown in the trash.
Twilight is weirder than this?
Hey, Sideways Stories From Wayside School is great! And weird, but good weird. Twilight was the first thing I thought of when the COVID toilet paper crisis hit.
I loved those books as a kid! Probably my introduction to surrealism
Haruki Murakami would approve
Way to sideline things.
It sounds kind of ridiculous but this is actually pretty smart. I’d prefer to know what my kids are diving into and maybe set up guardrails or at least warnings if something they were interested in was funky.
Plus you can have a book club and talk to your kids about something they’re excited about!
I love this.
I mean if they’re reading books in the first place you’re probably already in the clear
What would be a “funky” book for you?
Too hard to grasp, like an advanced book for a 11 yo I understand, but I wonder what other people would forbid and why.
A book that I got as part of a birthday present when I was in middle school had a passage where a man’s long-lost sister (who was part monster, but was painstakingly described as very attractive) told him that either he had to impregnate her the old-fashioned way, or she would simply get a syringe, extract sperm from his testicles, and impregnate herself that way to create, if I remember correctly, a monster that would end the world or something. It was labeled as “Young Adult” level.
So, like, probably something like that.
Good old “don’t judge a book by its cover”
Some books have names that don’t evocate much, a tame cover and end up being smut books.
Quick search brings up “Normal people”.
Unassuming title and cover, you might guess romance, but quoting an article mentioning it “The sex scenes in this one really do jump off the page”.
You might not want your 10-13 y/o reading about that just yet…
Some other might have toxic ideas, graphic depiction of violence, or lots of things you might want a teen to not read just yet.
I was specifically thinking of books with sexual violence, suicide, or promoting toxic behavior, and even then it does go down to the book’s context.
Same here. Olympians passed easily, Hunger game barely, and Twilight not at all.
The Renesmee/Jacob bonding was certainly a choice.
I only know this from clips of the film.
You named my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!
Lets all take a moment and realize this same author wrote about space jelly dragons with silver ribbon sentient parasites.
Honestly that sounds better than teenage angst and sparkly vampires.
Pretty sure they’re referring to The Host and… yeah, it’s actually not bad.
Its a love story about the alien parasite being enamored by humanity, joining their side, and falling in love all while inhabiting the body of an unwilling host whose mind refuses to fade like the rest. Not bad, but definitely still a tween romance novel.
That sounds much better!
It is better
If I didn’t know which author you were talking about id be sold on that description.
If reading fucked up shit in a book fucks your kid up, there was already going to be something wrong with them.
I mean… I liked it. It was strange. But that was the point. Strange and somewhat fresh.
PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
AmadiohChess@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Luckily I had Amadioh Chess read me and recorded it into audobooks and that guy can make even the most boring paint drying activity sound entertaining with his wonderful voice