Shart Of The Deal
Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em
Submitted 2 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Don’t fucking insult the king Duke nukem
OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dook*
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.
Bills create law. He ain’t doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
executive orders are still law, they just carry less weight than legislative writ. it’s complicated.
OldManWithACane@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I hate to be the Akshually guy but they’re truly not laws. They’re directives for the federal agencies under the control of the executive branch. They have the " force of law " (assuming they’re aligned with the constitutional authority of the president) but they’re not laws.
They don’t create crimes, do budgets, or override congress.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.
And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.
And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If only he was half as cool as the duke.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What’s this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It’s not the first time I’ve heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In that press conference you can see woman in green’s face. This screenshot is from right when he shit his pants and the smell reached her nose at the speed of stench. Immediately afterward they kick all the press out.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
LOL
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that real? And why are we living in an age where this is would be quite mundane?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can also hear it rip too. The hot mic caught it.
agingelderly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you searching on Fox News or something?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
? I searched on YT. It was a few days ago, when I first saw a post mentioning it.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
That whole series haha.
Awww dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAHH huh huh.
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
Sign Bill’s what?
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Duke Poop’em is heinous lol
leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.
Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think this is the entire purpose of AI and why it was made, but someone smarter than me needs to write the prompt.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.
The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He does not have time to play with himself.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Bill won’t return the calls :‘’'(
texture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in “batches”
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop’Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Duke Deuce’Em
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I thought it was the lady scratching under her nose. Seemed like she was trying to convey that it’s gonna be smelly.
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nuke Dukem
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Don’t slander the good Duke!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
IDK man… I think Nukem might have voted for Trump if he was real.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But he loves babes even more. And the Cheeto isn’t good to the babes.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Human “aliens” or ETs?
Covenant@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The post and your comment. +1
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 months ago
this is heartbreaking.
i may have to go save some babes (n64 was my first experience with mr nukem)
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 months ago
Aaaeh….
Old Duke was fun back then. DNF, bit of a train wreck isn’t it? After that whole debacle and it being ran into ground by Pitchford. No thx.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I refuse to accept that the trainwreck called “Duke Nukem Forever” is real. Fuck Randy though.