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Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t slander the good Duke!

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IDK man… I think Nukem might have voted for Trump if he was real.

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      • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But he loves babes even more. And the Cheeto isn’t good to the babes.

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      • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Human “aliens” or ETs?

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    • Covenant@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The post and your comment. +1

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      • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        this is heartbreaking.

        i may have to go save some babes (n64 was my first experience with mr nukem)

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    • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aaaeh….

      Old Duke was fun back then. DNF, bit of a train wreck isn’t it? After that whole debacle and it being ran into ground by Pitchford. No thx.

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      • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I refuse to accept that the trainwreck called “Duke Nukem Forever” is real. Fuck Randy though.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shart Of The Deal

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t fucking insult the king Duke nukem

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  • OCATMBBL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dook*

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.

    Bills create law. He ain’t doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      executive orders are still law, they just carry less weight than legislative writ. it’s complicated.

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      • OldManWithACane@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hate to be the Akshually guy but they’re truly not laws. They’re directives for the federal agencies under the control of the executive branch. They have the " force of law " (assuming they’re aligned with the constitutional authority of the president) but they’re not laws.

        They don’t create crimes, do budgets, or override congress.

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.

    And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.

    And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If only he was half as cool as the duke.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It’s not the first time I’ve heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.

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    • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In that press conference you can see woman in green’s face. This screenshot is from right when he shit his pants and the smell reached her nose at the speed of stench. Immediately afterward they kick all the press out.

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      • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        LOL

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      • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is that real? And why are we living in an age where this is would be quite mundane?

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You can also hear it rip too. The hot mic caught it.

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    • agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you searching on Fox News or something?

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      • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ? I searched on YT. It was a few days ago, when I first saw a post mentioning it.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

    “Blow it out your ass!”

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That whole series haha.

      Awww dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAHH huh huh.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sign Bill’s what?

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Duke Poop’em is heinous lol

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  • leavemealone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.

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    • Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think this is the entire purpose of AI and why it was made, but someone smarter than me needs to write the prompt.

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.

    The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He does not have time to play with himself.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bill won’t return the calls :‘’'(

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in “batches”

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop’Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.

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  • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Duke Deuce’Em

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought it was the lady scratching under her nose. Seemed like she was trying to convey that it’s gonna be smelly.

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  • MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nuke Dukem

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