Shart Of The Deal
Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Don’t fucking insult the king Duke nukem
OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dook*
Serinus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.
Bills create law. He ain’t doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
executive orders are still law, they just carry less weight than legislative writ. it’s complicated.
OldManWithACane@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I hate to be the Akshually guy but they’re truly not laws. They’re directives for the federal agencies under the control of the executive branch. They have the " force of law " (assuming they’re aligned with the constitutional authority of the president) but they’re not laws.
They don’t create crimes, do budgets, or override congress.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.
And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.
And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If only he was half as cool as the duke.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What’s this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It’s not the first time I’ve heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In that press conference you can see woman in green’s face. This screenshot is from right when he shit his pants and the smell reached her nose at the speed of stench. Immediately afterward they kick all the press out.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
LOL
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is that real? And why are we living in an age where this is would be quite mundane?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can also hear it rip too. The hot mic caught it.
agingelderly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you searching on Fox News or something?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
? I searched on YT. It was a few days ago, when I first saw a post mentioning it.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
That whole series haha.
Awww dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAHH huh huh.
notabot@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Sign Bill’s what?
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Duke Poop’em is heinous lol
leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.
Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think this is the entire purpose of AI and why it was made, but someone smarter than me needs to write the prompt.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.
The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He does not have time to play with himself.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Bill won’t return the calls :‘’'(
texture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in “batches”
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop’Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Duke Deuce’Em
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I thought it was the lady scratching under her nose. Seemed like she was trying to convey that it’s gonna be smelly.
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nuke Dukem
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Don’t slander the good Duke!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
IDK man… I think Nukem might have voted for Trump if he was real.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
But he loves babes even more. And the Cheeto isn’t good to the babes.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Human “aliens” or ETs?
Covenant@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The post and your comment. +1
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
this is heartbreaking.
i may have to go save some babes (n64 was my first experience with mr nukem)
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Aaaeh….
Old Duke was fun back then. DNF, bit of a train wreck isn’t it? After that whole debacle and it being ran into ground by Pitchford. No thx.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I refuse to accept that the trainwreck called “Duke Nukem Forever” is real. Fuck Randy though.