Twodaloo

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

  Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

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• raglan@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That left panel is kevin nealon and victoria jackson in an snl skit. Not sure which inspired which though.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And it’s a fantastic skit.

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  • weariedfae@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh that’s why it was familiar, thank you.

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Co-op shitting

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer competitive shitting

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    • vodka@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Battleshits?

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who can force the other to flee the room first?!?

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Minimum order 12! I don’t need 12, I’m fairly sure I don’t even need 1.

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    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s meant for Mormon complexes. Gotta get your intimate time in with each wife.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i think half of this product would be quite nice, though

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This reads like something out of The Sims

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  • aaaa@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only one 7-inch television? Who gets to watch it?

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    • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I’m on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I’m busy trying to survive.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Hey baby come and shit next to me”

  “Oh I just thought you had a lisp…”

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What time does Sean Connery arrive to Wimbledon? Tennish.

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    • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😂

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• mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  how the fuck does this save water, you still need the same amount per bowl

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  • hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was an SNL bit

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• codingitwrong@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Want a privacy wall anyway, as a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called “walls”

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  its like the bed from Utena

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• seathru@quokk.au ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

  We’re just straight recycling old SNL skits into memes? I guess it is good for the planet.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh trust me, I recognize the SNL skit. But now it’s been made into reality.

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    • seathru@quokk.au ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I do wonder if they actually made any. That AE listing has been around for a while.

      Here’s a 2009 sighting on arfcom

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  is the 70s why we’re not allowed to buy houses anymore?

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hate this, thank you. <3

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every toilet should allow a custom water amount, eliminating the need tor such half-assed “ware-saving” solutions.

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh you think its cute now though

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