Submitted 4 hours ago by muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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It’s cardboard, not depleted uranium. How the fuck is it so dangerous I must dispose of it if damaged? The entire point of the product is for the furry psychopath that lives with me to damage it. It literally has no other reason to exist.
The whole “discard if damaged” is likely just standard cover-your-ass legalese which the lawyers will copy-paste on every single product they sell, including this one.
It’s this.
Lawyers: put the warnings on everything.
Managers: what warnings?
Lawyers: the warnings.
Managers: yeah but
Lawyers: on everything.
sounds like liability cover
Gets damage, kid uses it as a stool, falls, parents decide to blame the company.
Pretty run of the mill situation tbh.
Only in America.
I presumed that since they mentioned a lawsuit.
These things actually only degrade as your cat uses them in America. Elsewhere the cardboard doesn’t mix with hair and fall off into little cardboard chunks that are attractive for small children to eat. Also, the structural integrity actually only gets stronger in other parts of the world, so you’re actually encouraged to step on it, as after some play and what might seem like structural damage to a piece of cardboard, it can actually support the weight of a fully grown adult.
This is only meant for the 300 million Americans, not for the rest of the planet
Maybe your cat is dumb, rips a chunk out, decides to eat it, cat could get sick or catch fire or something
That was the bridge to Tarabithia 😢
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 20 minutes ago
The dangers of corrugated cardboard are unknown to most, it’s good they’re trying to spread awereness