Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.
Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community
Submitted 3 days ago by King@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
King@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Tell him what?
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
That
You
Put
An
Insane
Amount
Of
Effort
Into
Drawing
A
Cartoon
about
fucking
a pigeon
so
you
could
eat
your
offspring.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That you’ve solved world hunger
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Someone played too much Hatoful Boyfriend I guess.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
$10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?
I mean jeez I might pay it but I won’t be happy about it.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
How the fuck is this already in my library‽
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 day ago
love me a good interrobang ⁉️
Nugscree@lemmy.world 3 days ago
How do you even know of this game?!?!
abfarid@startrek.website 3 days ago
It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.
lime@feddit.nu 3 days ago
because it’s actually great
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It’s actually a really good game with horror elements.
cyrano@piefed.social 3 days ago
Wot !
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Still a better romance than Twilight.
Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 3 days ago
What a terrible day to have eyes
afox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Every day we stray further from God’s light. Amen.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 day ago
amadeus
Seefoo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost
King@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
🙄
People will not be sastified here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.
proudblond@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says “Not sure if shitpost”
Seefoo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You get an A for art and creativity tho!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Remind me if this actually starts happening! I ate a metric fuck ton of turnip greens a few days ago and had a few of the most triumphant shits of my life! The last one was actually a bunch of undigested leaves that looked like I birthed a lovecraftian fever dream. I don’t often take pictures of my shit, but I had to get one of that abomination.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Why.
moakley@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fun fact: when birds have sex it’s called a cloacal kiss.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 days ago
One hole to breed them
One hole to pee from
One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
And one hole to rule them all.
realitista@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thank you for your service.
rmic@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The internet needs this kind of stuff back !
Moses@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
That’s a quality post, you are doing gods work
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
nope@jlai.lu 3 days ago
The artist made it a video game, actually :)
store.steampowered.com/app/3629780/Tingus_Goose/lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Holy shit, I just watched that entire thing
Xell22@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Truly revolutionary 🌽
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thank you for bringing attention to the news. Which shouldn’t be in this community. It is shitty when it is. Wait… Oh no…
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 days ago
kieron115@startrek.website 1 day ago
I thought this was real shitposting:
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
king turd of shitpost mountain. huzzah
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I wish I did not have eyes.
optissima@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Anything and everything goes.
OP doesnt seem to read sidebars
King@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Finally a real crap out
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ok but what if they’re all doing deep self parody?
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 3 days ago
I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 days ago
He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.
kieron115@startrek.website 1 day ago
Image
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That was a cognitive test. You don’t have demetia congrats
pitaya@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
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sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
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MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 day ago
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sidereal8@lemmynsfw.com 3 days ago
This