posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A night in shiny, yellow corn. I too would like to stop seeing news + politics here. Appreciate this, hopefully it gets the message across.

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• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please, no US news and politics please

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We’ll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t know if this is serious or not but maybe y’all shouldn’t have voted in this person who said they were going to do these things before they were voted in.

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • jim_v@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve seen this meme in the past as well. I have never felt so present.

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love corm

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Eating corn isn’t saying goodbye. It’s saying see you later.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There are a few folks here completely ruining the ships comm with US politics

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• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuck now my insecurities hit me hard. Did I do something not shit enough?

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• some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice corn stache

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• loonsun@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  God bless, fighting the good fight

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I feel like this dude about to flash me

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• ZonenRanslite@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Corn Flanders.

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This post is news in like half of US states

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “This time… will be different!!”

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• CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just chop chives. At least then there’s context.

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