Free top surgery if I read?
Be careful with this information
Submitted 1 day ago by weird@sub.wetshaving.social to [deleted]
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Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Damn, thats a real hot finance tip
HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! 😱😱😱
Findus_Falke@feddit.org 18 hours ago
Depends on what they mean by “clean off”. I suspect it’s not going to be as clean as you’d imagine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh! My tits, no!
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If The Onion is an actually serious journalist website, this will be their type of headline. They’ll fully embrace sensationalist headline without being clickbait.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Reductress is a hell of a website.
JerkyChew@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!
1984@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
We dont use that phrase “blow your tits off” nearly enough. :)
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Because it’s soooooo 2015
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Help, now my manboobs have been blated off, everything is covered in blood and human fat tissue, and also I’m bleeding out!
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Omfg this is a song
Starski@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Idk if it’s just the mobile version but that website is designed horribly, I spent five minutes simply trying to get the whole name of the song to show up, as I was curious how much of what was written above is in the song name, but no matter what you can’t see it. Turning my phone sideways just made a thing on the side show up proportioning everything the same as before turning it sideways, the credits have the exact same issue with not showing the whole name, including while sideways, and I can’t play the song since I need to sign up for the service. Idk how someone could make something worse than Spotify, but this definitely hit the mark.
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 12 hours ago
Idk it’s fine on the app but I see what you mean
felsiq@piefed.zip 1 day ago
For me (safari on iOS) a long press brings up an expanded title, although that song’s title is so unusually long I had to drag it to the far corner of the screen to see it all lmao
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Ok but what happened?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I could not BELIEVE number 7!!
Zier@fedia.io 1 day ago
What happens if you don't have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it's baking?
weird@sub.wetshaving.social 1 day ago
I mean, what happens if you don’t have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?
Zier@fedia.io 1 day ago
So it was you lurking in the forest. I knew someone was watching me when I tried to do that. Why are axes so heavy?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wouldn’t have any arms left
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
1, you’ll grow DDs just so they can blow off. 2, distance is irrelevant, there is no escaping the clickbait cup crumping curse.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Reference is from the Dirty Harry remake, Dirty Bastard.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well
nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
smoove off
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Boy de fok!
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!
This short thread following the OPs post got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It some kind ov exploded!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
And then ultimate-goatse my butthole with the jaws of life.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
But then the next step absolutely sounded by urethra with Uralmash-15000 deep bore drill.