Free top surgery if I read?
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Submitted 2 months ago by weird@sub.wetshaving.social to [deleted]
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Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cris_Color@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn, thats a real hot finance tip
HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! 😱😱😱
Findus_Falke@feddit.org 2 months ago
Depends on what they mean by “clean off”. I suspect it’s not going to be as clean as you’d imagine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reductress is a hell of a website.
JerkyChew@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Omfg this is a song
Starski@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Idk if it’s just the mobile version but that website is designed horribly, I spent five minutes simply trying to get the whole name of the song to show up, as I was curious how much of what was written above is in the song name, but no matter what you can’t see it. Turning my phone sideways just made a thing on the side show up proportioning everything the same as before turning it sideways, the credits have the exact same issue with not showing the whole name, including while sideways, and I can’t play the song since I need to sign up for the service. Idk how someone could make something worse than Spotify, but this definitely hit the mark.
felsiq@piefed.zip 2 months ago
For me (safari on iOS) a long press brings up an expanded title, although that song’s title is so unusually long I had to drag it to the far corner of the screen to see it all lmao
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Idk it’s fine on the app but I see what you mean
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If The Onion is an actually serious journalist website, this will be their type of headline. They’ll fully embrace sensationalist headline without being clickbait.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Help, now my manboobs have been blated off, everything is covered in blood and human fat tissue, and also I’m bleeding out!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I could not BELIEVE number 7!!
Zier@fedia.io 2 months ago
What happens if you don't have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it's baking?
weird@sub.wetshaving.social 2 months ago
I mean, what happens if you don’t have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?
Zier@fedia.io 2 months ago
So it was you lurking in the forest. I knew someone was watching me when I tried to do that. Why are axes so heavy?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wouldn’t have any arms left
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
1, you’ll grow DDs just so they can blow off. 2, distance is irrelevant, there is no escaping the clickbait cup crumping curse.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Reference is from the Dirty Harry remake, Dirty Bastard.
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
We dont use that phrase “blow your tits off” nearly enough. :)
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Because it’s soooooo 2015
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Ok but what happened?
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She cooked
Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well
nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
smoove off
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Boy de fok!
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!
This short thread following the OPs post got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It some kind ov exploded!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
And then ultimate-goatse my butthole with the jaws of life.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
But then the next step absolutely sounded by urethra with Uralmash-15000 deep bore drill.