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• Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s not wearing any pants

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shorty got them apple bottom jeans

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• rosefiend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta catch em all

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”

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• lib1@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I haven’t had an apple since I got my doctorate

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hit a doctor with a facking apple in the face and they’ll run away from you.

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• sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why must we wear these ridiculous ties?

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This

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• haywire7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put this on your head and I’ll shoot it off, it’ll be funny!

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• WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not an apple bottom girl, I’m your PCP!

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gods of death love apples

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Much like a claymore, the apple is a directional munition. The stem goes towards the doctors; the user should always see the apple anus. New users can remember this with the phrase, “Kiss their ass goodbye.”

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doctors fear the apple man

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eris up to new shit

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• hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just learned somewhere on YouTube that this saying originated because apples were thought to ward off or cure gonerea.

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• Oisteink@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An apple in the hand makes the nurses scared

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “STOP THROWING APPLES AT US! WE HAVE PhDs!”

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Lives on PhD salaries

    “Guys! That dude has food. Get him!”

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• marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pomme d’terror

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • oxideseven@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kind of a triple joke since pomme de terre (earth apple) is a potato, I like it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was gonna say I’m starting to confuse myself about pommes frites.

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• angelmountain@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah OK I’ll bite.

  “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”

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• IcedRaktajino@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doctor in Front: Everyone stay behind me. I’m a doctor of art history. It’s finally my time to shine.

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dr of art history with a stethoscope

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s how they hear the art

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