What’s a hetero housetop? A bum? Seems ironic, no?
Following your dreams
Submitted 4 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 months ago
What messaging app is this? Nice UI
Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 months ago
it’s the Republican app grindr
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 months ago
Ah I see
toynbee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This happened almost verbatim in Doctor Who.
Zaplinaki@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sir the color scheme is called grindr
toynbee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wonder whether they were inspired by Star Trek.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Programmers pre and post 2023
python@lemmy.world 4 months ago
wait I’m out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
this is when the covid subsidies disappeared so companies started firing everyone.
Then the AI investments, and then just layoffs for fun.
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
Lots of layoffs
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wanna be a housebottom.
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That just sounds like abuse.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
That’s supposed to be a problem?
toynbee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
If there’d been enough of a time delay to check the unemployment numbers on new graduate software engineers this would be perfect
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Should have spelt it asspirations surely
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
“Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me.”
“$20,000.”
“Ree-hee-hee-ally?”
de_lancre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
$20k
Real question is: do I bring my own lube or not?
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 4 months ago
I'm really glad you so effectively censored the word b*ttom, I wouldn't want my poor innocent eyes to be exposed to the top-right pixels in the letter o
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Just once, I would like to post a meme and people see the content not the needless censorship that the original OP used so that it doesn’t get flagged by heavy handed AI on other sites.
athatet@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Just once, I would like to view a meme and people haven’t censored the content.
Also I don’t really give a shit about different sites. There is a reason I’m here and not there.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Memes are weird, like, you contributed nothing to its creation, yet you’re acting all defensive like it was yours
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bottom
Sorry
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What the FUCK bro. You can’t just type that shit.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 months ago
That’s not a censor, that’s his anus.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So tight… 😏
ReiRose@lemmy.world 4 months ago
0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o
For those that remember
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s engagement bait and you’re falling for it
s@piefed.world 4 months ago
Please explain to us how the Threadiverse algorithms promote content that receives either more comments or more direction-agnostic voting activity, and how this isn’t just OP being lazy and not selecting an uncensored version of the meme that they found on a site which has either those factors or which does reduce the visibility of posts with taboo words in
FishFace@piefed.social 4 months ago
I’m sure they’re very excited about their Lemmy metrics
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Being the CEO of your own company really isn’t a guarantee of much, though.
If he sais something like “CEO of a fortune 500 company”, that would be a bit different.
nyctre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s not just any company, it’s a law firm 10 years after founding…Yeah, it could be a law firm that’s barely scraping by in some village with 3 other law firms, but I highly doubt it. Plus it’s a joke. The punchline is that the person is loaded.
Dasus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
But time doesn’t mean growth, necessarily. A whole lot of companies are one man businesses, which don’t even plan to grow.
Hell, basically being an uber driver means you’re an entrepreneur with your own company, but slogging around drunks and pizzas all over town for 10 years doesn’t really improve the situation.
The punchline is that the person is loaded, yeah, but it doesn’t follow from the premise, and that’s kinda my point. It hasn’t been set up properly, see?
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Neither is a entry level software engineer.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
‘entry’ level alright
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 months ago
More like ass-perations