More like ass-perations
Following your dreams
Submitted 22 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Programmers pre and post 2023
python@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
wait I’m out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?
ICastFist@programming.dev 12 hours ago
Lots of layoffs
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
this is when the covid subsidies disappeared so companies started firing everyone.
Then the AI investments, and then just layoffs for fun.
Dasus@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Being the CEO of your own company really isn’t a guarantee of much, though.
If he sais something like “CEO of a fortune 500 company”, that would be a bit different.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 13 hours ago
Neither is a entry level software engineer.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
‘entry’ level alright
nyctre@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
It’s not just any company, it’s a law firm 10 years after founding…Yeah, it could be a law firm that’s barely scraping by in some village with 3 other law firms, but I highly doubt it. Plus it’s a joke. The punchline is that the person is loaded.
Dasus@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
But time doesn’t mean growth, necessarily. A whole lot of companies are one man businesses, which don’t even plan to grow.
Hell, basically being an uber driver means you’re an entrepreneur with your own company, but slogging around drunks and pizzas all over town for 10 years doesn’t really improve the situation.
The punchline is that the person is loaded, yeah, but it doesn’t follow from the premise, and that’s kinda my point. It hasn’t been set up properly, see?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 hours ago
“Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me.”
“$20,000.”
“Ree-hee-hee-ally?”
de_lancre@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
$20k
Real question is: do I bring my own lube or not?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I wanna be a housebottom.
Rooty@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
That’s supposed to be a problem?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
That just sounds like abuse.
toynbee@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 12 hours ago
What messaging app is this? Nice UI
Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
it’s the Republican app grindr
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 11 hours ago
Ah I see
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 hours ago
If there’d been enough of a time delay to check the unemployment numbers on new graduate software engineers this would be perfect
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
What’s a hetero housetop? A bum? Seems ironic, no?
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
Should have spelt it asspirations surely
toynbee@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
This happened almost verbatim in Doctor Who.
Zaplinaki@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Sir the color scheme is called grindr
toynbee@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I wonder whether they were inspired by Star Trek.
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 21 hours ago
I'm really glad you so effectively censored the word b*ttom, I wouldn't want my poor innocent eyes to be exposed to the top-right pixels in the letter o
Deceptichum@quokk.au 20 hours ago
That’s not a censor, that’s his anus.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
So tight… 😏
ReiRose@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o
For those that remember
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s engagement bait and you’re falling for it
FishFace@piefed.social 19 hours ago
I’m sure they’re very excited about their Lemmy metrics
s@piefed.world 17 hours ago
Please explain to us how the Threadiverse algorithms promote content that receives either more comments or more direction-agnostic voting activity, and how this isn’t just OP being lazy and not selecting an uncensored version of the meme that they found on a site which has either those factors or which does reduce the visibility of posts with taboo words in
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Bottom
Sorry
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
What the FUCK bro. You can’t just type that shit.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
Just once, I would like to post a meme and people see the content not the needless censorship that the original OP used so that it doesn’t get flagged by heavy handed AI on other sites.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Memes are weird, like, you contributed nothing to its creation, yet you’re acting all defensive like it was yours
athatet@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Just once, I would like to view a meme and people haven’t censored the content.
Also I don’t really give a shit about different sites. There is a reason I’m here and not there.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Then post something not censored.