Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol

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• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

  Checkmate libtards.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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  • shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

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• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that “gay sex” was anything that wasnt about “making babies”, but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.

  Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said… A YEAR AGO!

  The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.

    Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.

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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    That works out to the same thing. He thinks sex with his wife is gay.

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• dwzap@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.

    This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.

    Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay

    Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.

    raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia

    That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the rules apply.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      There have been a number of religious secs that believed pleasure during sex was sinful. The Shakers forbade sex altogether, thus, no more Shakers. Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure. A blanket strung down the middle of the bed with a hole in it.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If it keeps these people from breeding, then there’s your silver lining.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe that all MAGAs are douchebags, but his stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm.So, like, once a year, tops.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    implying ephebophilia isn’t bad

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    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      people who care about the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia are the kind of people who deserve being called pedos.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      am i still gay if i take it out before cumming?

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s amazingly gay, were very happy when we cum together.

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  • ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Fellas

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

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  • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.

      Want and deserve, tho, are very different.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s an urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Conservatives get ZERO pussy

      Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.

      At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.

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  • jali67@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagine being a woman and being a Republican

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not sure they all choose.

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  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.

    Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.

    Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.

      Yes.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.

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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d have gay sex with her

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Girls don’t hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you’ve grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.

    There’s an old joke popular out in Utah. “How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon.”

    When you’re first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don’t really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can’t catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you’re up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No they don’t. They don’t wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It aint limited to girls, bro beans. Anyone who isnt a fucking idiot hates their guts.

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  • Skyrocket0006@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But do all girls hate their guts or are there enough who share the idea for some reason? He has a wife after all

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you care to last longer than 23.4 seconds you might be able to rearrange them in a way they like better.

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• LorIps@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You couldn’t torture that out of me.

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.

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  • davad@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like he just doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. That’s pretty gay.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … They could try saying the alphabet, that’s a least a place to start.

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• MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    you should also notice that’s the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they’re sternly against “handouts” because they don’t want to give “lazy” people a way to exist.

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    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.

      And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it’s reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are “destroying society”.

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah. That’s essentially it.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No other way to see it.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like an excuse not to have sex. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.

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• Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

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• korendian@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is a really weird way to say you can’t make a woman cum.

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄

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• Hawanja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Fellas, is it gay to breathe?

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• derry@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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• Devadander@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she’s up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

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• abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remember guys, if you don’t get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you’re gay.

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• aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who’s this dude and why should we care.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?

  She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.

  Insanity.

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• ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a way to tell on yourself there dude.

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• kent_eh@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is your brain on MAGA

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

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