This whole saga is like Trump found a cursed monkey’s paw and wished that the internet would believe he’s had sex with a consenting adult.
Trump's Big Beautiful Bill
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
shittydwarf@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m really ootl what’s going on?
roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.
markz@suppo.fi 2 weeks ago
I sincerely hope that soon no one can say it without thinking about this.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure that happens sometime today if it hasn’t already.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Grab him by the dick
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
They just let you do it.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
To think, Bill Clinton woke up think this was going to be a normal day of vaguely being linked to the epstein files, and letting a 19 year old take the fall for him.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Bill Clinton is still alive? What’s he up to these days?
RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dude is the same age as Trump.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Probably getting a blowy from Trump.
happydoors@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
His eyes sink into his head at the same rate his fingernails grow.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Carry on, reveal more.
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Slick. Slick Willy vs. Pedo king.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here’s the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I’m the only person in the world that Bill’s big rock hard shlong has not been into.
apex32@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
schlong
That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Omfg amazing. He’s the worst but he’s probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Hilarious!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Oh, sure, they say Schlonged on Meet The Press all the time.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I did not have sexual relations with that long schlong!
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Words” says it all
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Focusing on Trump and Bill is a propaganda distraction.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
talking about the released Epstein file emails is a distraction from… the Epstein files…?
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
From the rape and pedo stuff – absolutely. The outcome of focusing on Clinton is politically neutralizing and has likely made everything else contained irrelevant background news. It is humiliating to Trump, but not actually politically damaging at all. That is a perfectly calculated distraction to focus the public on by design.
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This is a distraction from the new war which is a distraction from the Epstein files which is which iswhichwishjeishsish
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Y’all are so occupied by this whole Epstein thing that you forget to riot every week because your government is literally dismantling what is left of US democracy.
Okay a couple rich people raped children. That’s horrible, but does it really matter now? Do you think the MAGA regime will just stop their fascist plans once there is hard evidence? Trump is above the law and his followers only believe what he says.
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Its redirect and distract as usual. Pretty tiresome. Proof Trump is vile, start 'er up! I call it the TARDED
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Trump giving anyone a blow job, let alone bill clinton, is hilarious. If the epstein files are worse than this, it’s going to be one hell of a ride if/when they’re released. I bet there’s video of him raping children and possibly pics/video of this. It would explain why they’re fighting like hell to keep these private. The raping of the children will lose the women magas and the “gay stuff” will lose the men magas.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They will just say ignore it or say it’s AI or some form of excuse
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re already doing the “but she’s 15, at least she was not 5” defence…
They know.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump’s been spending a lot of time and effort to have us not look at these files.
At the very least when gifted the files he’s been trying to distract us from, we should take a look.
And then perhaps take some time to revel in their contents ;)
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Social media is propaganda distraction… All of this.
People should turn off their phones and devices but at this point, we cant go back.
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah, most here have been around 1984 when people get to talking and sharing. In socials, we tend to group together in strange unintentional ways like this.
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yo. I’m GenX. I grew up without internet. You’re right its a huge problem. Its also an addiction individuals have to get over solo. Not so different from substance abuse. Just mentally idiotic.
subgenius@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Duh. Problem is it works very well.
bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
He just grabbed them by the pussy.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I need some context, this joke is suddenly everywhere
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One of the new Epstein texts references “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba,” which people have taken to mean Bill Clinton, as that is Clinton’s nickname.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
swiper no swiping!
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It is stunning that you people believe the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder would put himself in a subservient sexual position and that Bill Clinton would not only consent, but want it. All based on a couple of message fragments with no before or after context!
Said that week that I could post pure bullshit on here and as long as it fit the zeitgeist, I’d score upvotes.
AlDente@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s stunning that you jump to “subservient” at the idea of someone going down on someone else. I know I’m melted pool of “yes please, I’m all yours” when someone is going down on me.
If your a horny hypersexual, and you see a stunning female figure like Bill Clinton in a magestic blue dress and red heels, is it that much of a stretch to think you might get all up in that?
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wait, whhhhhaaaaa?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’d imagine it involves Monica.
Either Lewinsky, or the one from Friends. Could go either way.
Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Nah bro blowjobs are definitely on the more submissive end of the scale of sexual acts. Maybe 10% of the population would disagree and half of THOSE would just be disingenuous attempts to seem more sexually progressive.
slackassassin@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Weird take. Pretty sure the funny thing is just funny so, therefore, shitposts.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He’s not denying it. Just saying.
Mark Epstein said it was another dude. It was probably another guy named Bubba, but who tf cares. It’s funny as hell.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m guessing Putin set him up with a lady with a penis. I bet the “piss tape” is Trump putting the moves on a pretty lady and then finding her dick. Calling the date ‘Bubba’ is them being in on the joke.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
so you can’t see any way that Trump would suck a dick?
your answer is that he’s a narcissist.
do you think he would suck a dick to save himself? like…“suck Bills dick or we’re going to release the news that you rape little girls.”
or better yet, “suck his dick to prove your loyalty or we’ll kill you.”
do you think someone with a narcissistic personality has an average drive to survive, or is it overreactive?
zaki_ft@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
zephiriz@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
This makes total sense now.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reaction gif of the day:
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gleefully stolen, thanks!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Let the adaptations begin:
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