JD, you dog.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
On the other hand he’s not that discerning and the second he thinks nobody’s looking that couch is getting fucked
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I just want to say I’m so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.
I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn’t fucked a couch.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All the evidence is in a New Mexico landfill and if it was something jimbledork liked it wouldn’t be buried
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Caption: “She smells like my highschool couch, oh God is this real leather?”
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look at those rings, thought Jesus was against hoarding wealth?
atro_city@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
I know this is about the Vancer, but what's this about single moms? Did he show up on Tinder or something?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
virku@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That looks really fucked up. Who stands on the coffin during a funeral?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
(In this era, it must be stated that this is photoshop. Please post responsibly.)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hate this era of tech. My mind says that’s a shop but my eyes ew don’t make me look at that too figure out if it’s a shop and then my mind responds yeah this does not surprise me.
Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is very bizarre.
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Assassinating some guy as a gender reveal brb
etherphon@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Ayyy I had the same combat boots… in High School.
Malatesta@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He seemed to be getting handsy with Charlie Kirks widow
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kirks Widow waited less time than it takes to finish a cod game to find some D and go up the ladder.
ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Charlie Kirk’s wife
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
he wat now
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know…
If JD wants to run for president, to be blunt, having a Hindu wife is a liability.
And the longer he’s with a (white) Christian, the better it looks.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He agrees, he said he wishes she’d convert to Christianity. It’s gonna really suck for her when he’s living it up with the big Trump in the sky and she’s burning alive eternally, but what can you do. You try to love em where they are ya know.
DNS@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Low rage bait. Go back to the shadow realm, low iq troll
fodor@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“Better the couch than me.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I did not marry him for his lovemaking. I married him because he is a bigger target.”
grapefruittrouble@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
i can’t believe america would elect such a narrow sighted VP. how could he not foresee that his handler, peter thiel, would select him to join the chosen one on the throne and that position requires a white christian woman for it to be deemed legitimate?
SilverFlame@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she’d get more attention.
You can’t blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can’t feel one bit of sorry for that idiot minority American.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shameful what he is doing to her
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
given that she chose to marry him. I’m assuming she isn’t fully innocent
notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Is all his about a stupid hug? Are you al seriously attacking people over a hug? This is stupid. Cut it out. Yes, they deserve their days months and years ruined, because they ruin everybody else’s life. But still, grow up and attack with something that actually matters.
optissima@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
And the comments she made. And yeah people can find shit offensive dont get your panties in a bunch
notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I see. I was ootl so I after a saw like 5posta about it, I went to look it up and all I could find was that the hugged, and that she said he was a dear friend or something like that
porkloin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Seriously. People wonder why politics in America has become a game of Jerry Springer style antics. Then you see people eat up garbage political “content” like this.
If you’re gonna spend your time focusing on politics, at least try to avoid wasting your regurgitating their circus PR events.
notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It seems there were some comments made. I haven’t looked into it yet so they might have said something actually stupid
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At least she doesn’t need to dress up like a couch while he’s in the doghouse.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Sorry Usha luv, you knew exactly what kind of little prick he is.
unhook2048@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean FAFO… Def doesn’t help the narrative of “coloured people bad, gay people bad”, when they’re out crashing grinder and married to the people they want disappeared
Draegur@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sleep with dogs, get fleas.
Any person who denies, betrays, and defiles common sense to hitch their wagon to a fascist pervert (redundant!) deserves what they get.
Grimy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
JD really likes the leather, I doubt he could control himself the moment he got close enough to smell it.