I love that I can literally see the lady on the leftâs nipples through her shirt but God forbid I see the word âNudesâ
Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro đ
Submitted â¨â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago⊠by â¨HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world⊠to â¨[deleted]âŠ
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markovs_gun@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
We freed the nipple, now we just gotta free the nodes
foo@feddit.uk â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
I thought it was a fancy letter o. Everyone loves nodes.
crapwittyname@feddit.uk â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Reported for offensive language/hate speech
SippyCup@lemmy.ml â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Careful. Theyâll hunt you down and ban you from life on my instance for thinking dirty thoughts too loud.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Almost had to read a naughty word. That was fucking close you cunt ass bitch
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
bitjunkie@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Why in fuckâs name would the algo care about ânudesâ? Clout-chasing moronsâŚ
rumba@lemmy.zip â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
the algo
This is about instagram/facebook/ticktok demonitizing for sex/drugs/violence/harm because advertisers wonât put their money behind that for fear of a religious call to cancel.
Sadly, weâre just getting thriftstore memes.
ptu@sopuli.xyz â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
I donât know how Lemmy is built, but Iâm quite sure there isnât any automatic OCR to scan for some naughty words
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Itâs more that these are usually terrorists from elsewhere where either there are or people think there are such systems in place that may affect their âreachâ
percent@infosec.pub â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Thanks for censoring the word ânâ˘desâ so itâs family friendly
IndridCold@lemmy.ca â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
One day sheâll be intimate with someone and nude wonât seem like a dirty word.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Send me nudes of your souls, not your bodies!
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Drat, all I have is an IOU where my soul was supposed to be.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
dastechniker@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
yo, thatâs awesome! did you paint that yourself?
bhamlin@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Whoa! Thanks for the spoiler tag. Thatâs some intense shit right there
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Guys please donât omit balls
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Iâve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Itâs efficiency. The subject matter is the frank nâ beans, who cares about the rest? Likewise, I would be perfectly content with receiving faceless melons flopped out of a bra.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
If it works for you then it works for you, but Iâm telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, itâs like lingerie for dudes.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Can you show us an example for reference?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Notasharkinamansuit donât freak for free.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
I just put a little top hat on my dick and call it good
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Câmon, at least draw on a smile, stick on some googly eyes, trim off a bit of your pubes and paste them on styled as muttonchopsâŚ
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
You guys are putting your faces in your nudes? I just take a picture of mine next to one of those little bottles of vodka you get on airplanes. I call it, cockfishingâŚ
Xylight@lemdro.id â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
sapnu puas
moopet@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
How did you write that umop apisdn?
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
ramenshaman@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Nodes? Nades? I donât get it.
bampop@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Hereâs me getting all excited thinking a new Blender tutorial just dropped
buttnugget@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Nodes was my first thought. I think they are sending around host machines or something.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Donât upvote this shit Jesus Christ people.
Stop encouraging this.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
I second this.
Fedizen@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
'Nades. This is the pose each gender makes after lobbing a grenade into an opposing military position.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
how about no nudes. thank god iâm not dating anymore. i love being single and free of responsibility. just me, my books/laptop/switch a nice tall glass of cold H20 and my vape.
Aliya@feddit.org â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
One reason could be that most girls send nudes to a guy they actually like, and he asked for them. You wanna look good for him :o.
Most nudes I got from guys were just random and unwanted tho.
Denjin@feddit.uk â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Hereâs my unsolicited dick pic:
Aliya@feddit.org â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Wow, didnât expect that, gonna haunt my dreams :s
samus12345@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
solomonschuler@lemmy.zip â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Why did I read this as nodes. Am I seriously that married to CS that I read Nudes as nodes (as in nodes from linked lists).
I guess it doesnât help that the theyâve used the character ââ˘â in place of the âuâ to solicite the word âNudes.â
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Just donât call her Alice or Eve (unless sheâs willing to call you Bob)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
I always wondered what it was Alice is sending thatâs crucial to be unsniffable.
python@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Tfw you ask her for nudes but she sends her node_modules folder
samus12345@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Itâs still hot when women do it, for some reason.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Send unsolicited cat pictures. Trust me, works way better.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Cruxifux@feddit.nl â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
lol seriously. Like 90 percent of the nudes Iâve seen guys send is just so unflattering, I donât get it
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Old, Broke, 2015: âJust needed to let you know that I do, in fact, have a very blurry penisâ
New Hotness in 2025: âHereâs half an inch of skin in thigh stripped thigh-highsâ
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
You fucking wish.
In reality nudes from women look shit too.
People just generally give women a pass/see women as more attractive for the same equivalent level of attractiveness or effort for the photo. They also feel much more pressured by society to be all "WOW! Iâve never seen tits in my life!!! Magnifico! â¨â¨đ*
Nudes suck.
Thats my hot take.
The fucking suck, the person sending them expects you to receive them like theyâre gods gift to green earth and theyâre (the photos, not the person) just mid, so you have to act like youâre a pavloved chimpanzee in full caveman mode so excited by this barely lit could be big foot sighting.
At best nudes are an indication the person sending you them wants to fuck.
Theyâre not jerk off material. Theyâre barely semi chub material.
Theyâre just⌠mid.
Could be the hottest person imaginable and theyâd still be mid.
Its ultimately just a poorly taken picture with poor lighting, with someone who (reasonably) wonât be bending over backwards to send you page 34 of the Kama Sutra.
It would be so fucking nice if it was deemed socially appropriate to say âLook lady, I donât need to see a 15th picture of your gooch from the same fucking angleâ (but you know, with tact), but instead if you ever were to do that, theyâd misinterpret your message as âIâm not all that sexually interested in youâ rather than âIâm not all that sexually interested in every piece of evidence there is for extraterrestrial UFOs existing, but in a vaguely human shapeâ.
Just a bit of a rant I hope was humorous but like seriously, I thought a few years back⌠probably like 15-20 years back, we all kinda agreed that nudes were stupid for security and revenge porn reasons, but now it seems the world is back at it again, for seemingly no reason, because next to no one is actually masturbating to these, and its like, just some fun chatting would get across the same effect or more, because it could display more personal knowledge of the other persons preferences and your desire for them.
Bah.
irelephant@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
New copypasta just dropped
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Speak for yourself
erin@piefed.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Could not disagree more. Nudes donât have to be âjerk of material.â Thatâs not why my partners and I send them to each other. Theyâre more for mutual appreciation. We like looking at each otherâs bodies because weâre attracted to each other, not because weâre expecting to run one out. Also, sounds like you/the people you share nudes with need to take better nudes lol. We take excellent * photos with *excellent lighting (when the mood strikes is). Taking a âphoto of your goochâ from the same angle is the woman equivalent of the right side of the meme. We all should know better.
Pose, angle, and lighting, people!
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Iâm sure youâre right for you, but Iâm personally of the opinion that I appreciate a body best in person, and there is basically no way the amount of effort to take a good selfie is worth the relatively small payoff bonus vs chatting them up.
Like, I think you kinda have to be into to taking the photos themselves for it to be worth it.
Iâm sure its all a preference thing and how much individual people value nudes.
Also
Taking a âphoto of your goochâ from the same angle is the woman equivalent of the right side of the meme. We all should know better.
I am definitely being a bit hyperbolic here, as I mostly meant to exaggerate the difference between successful non celebrity nsfw content creators and regular person pictures.
I do think you have a point here though.
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
I donât take nudes often, but when I do, I put some effort into it. Proper lighting, proper posing, interesting scene composition.
Also, I generally agree that if there arenât any nudes of you, itâs often a good idea to not start making them (because society sucks, not because nudes are inherently a problem), but knowing that nude pictures of you are available online already is pretty freeing in that regard.
I donât know what exactly my point is, except for that you might need to date people with higher nudes standards.
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
thatâs definitely a hot take but I respect your opinion
FosterMolasses@leminal.space â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Hot take, I agree wholeheartedly. I donât see the appeal of engaging in this weird dating app style of courting people and it does absolutely zip for me. Even for a casual hookup. Just kind of kills any sort of hype or tension. Iâd much rather have some sexytalk and then meet up. Nudes are boring.
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Someoneâs never received good nudes
Klear@quokk.au â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
What are nodes?
HerrNetzwwerk@feddit.org â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Real question how du I make it classy
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Holy fuck even ânudesâ is getting censored now
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Is this better?
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jaschen306@sh.itjust.works â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
Stop, I canât get any harder!
SippyCup@lemmy.ml â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
That sounds like something a quitter says. YOU LOOK AT SEXY JASON ALEXANDER UNTIL YOU POP
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨months⊠ago
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