There is only room for one Micro in my heart and that is Micro Micrófono from 31 Minutos. Microsoft should be ashamed 😜 m.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9zd5pQJms
Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy
Submitted 5 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.theverge.com/news/804106/microsoft-mico-copilot-ai-assistant-clippy
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gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Basically that.
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 months ago
I don’t know how or why but I’ve had this guy in my Copilot app on my iPhone in Australia for probably 2 months already lol. No one else I’ve showed it to and asked if they have it did either, even people with the same phone.
deroyonz@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
they really just called it michael
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Michaelsoft Wimdose AyyAyeeee
Quazatron@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I thought capitalism was about supply and demand. We demand something and corporations supply it. Who demanded this crap?
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Capitalism is about juggling numbers, empty promises, exploitation, pump & dump and „HODL🚀🚀🚀“
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 months ago
I think everyone would be happy if it was Clippy haha
Mechaguana@programming.dev 5 months ago
YEAH BRING CLIPPY BACK YOU EFFIN COWARDS
Greddan@feddit.org 5 months ago
Capitalism is about ownership more than anything else. Capitalism states that the means of production is private property and to be used for the purpose of obtaining profit. As long as there is profit, supply and demand can go fuck itself along with the workers (those who produce). It really is a stupid system that can never be fully implemented (every economy is a mixed economy for a reason) since it naturally creates perverse incentive.
architect@thelemmy.club 5 months ago
I’m convinced we are post capitalism now.
ch00f@lemmy.world 5 months ago
other capitalists
individual@toast.ooo 5 months ago
f mico
Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ah, now computers can be infected with fungi along with worms and viruses.
ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d rather not
markz@suppo.fi 5 months ago
Bro, one more rebrand bro, then it’ll work bro. This time it’ll work bro
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
Users: We are putting our PFP as clippy because it symbolises a time where software worked locally and just wanted to help without spying on you.
Microsoft: wow they love that lil clippy fella let’s make co pilot into a piss blob that floats around the screen spouting random facts its learnt from surveiling the users every move. It will be like their own personal FBI agent they will love it.
FireWire400@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m still not sure if Microsoft just doesn’t get it or if they just love making stuff nobody wants… but then again, nobody wanted clippy back then either. I’m not sure Mico will age as gracefully as he did, though.
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 months ago
Bringing Clippy back as Copilot seems like the easiest, most obvious win Microsoft could get. I swear most of their customer facing decisions around stuff like this (and Xbox) are easy slam dunks that they fumble in the absolute dumbest fashion.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“The internet used to talk all the tike about how they love their personal fbi agents”
TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 5 months ago
This will be the (fifth?) time Microsoft has tried to implement virtual assistants. And they are still exceedingly inefficient at it.
return2ozma@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Give us Clippy you cowards!!!
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I know of Clippy, Cortana, Co-Pilot and Mico so 4 that I know of and all are very useless
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 months ago
Co-Pilot and Mico are the same thing. Mico is just a little character that Copilot now has for voice.
Greddan@feddit.org 5 months ago
I found Cortana to be actually useful and way better than it’s contemporaries, so of course they killed it instantly 🤣
greybeard@feddit.online 5 months ago
And the search Dog and Wizard. I suppose those don’t count much, but they are worth remembering.
jodanlime@midwest.social 5 months ago
How do we murder it quickly
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Quick, draw r34 and shitty memes!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m doing my part!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Oh man, they even have it wearing glasses and looking a lot like Microsoft Bob!
Why doesn’t anyone do history anymore? There really is so much to be learned.
yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
This is Cortana all over again. And I don’t remember people using Cortana at all…
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 5 months ago
It’s not, it’s just a little character that shows for copilot voice.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It does voices too?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
While I didn’t use it regularly, I did use it here and there in both W10 and W10M. The jokes were pretty good too. But I’m an old-time halo player that is geeky as fuck so I’m laser-aligned with that demographic.
Antagnostic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cortana was a squandered opportunity for sure.
architect@thelemmy.club 5 months ago
I disabled it.
KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Didn’t use cortana directly, but the “auto block out focus time” in my work diary was a freaking game changer and I am pissed they took it away.
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I’m not sure if it’s exactly the same, but there is a similar tool under ‘viva insights’ in teams
Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
A drop of cum
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 5 months ago
R34 artists will have some fun with this blob.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Ah but he’s a drop of day old cum, he’s had time to becum sentient.
0ops@piefed.zip 5 months ago
Life is a miracle
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
gags in disgust
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There are so many characters they can’t do, it’s like trying to choose a sports team mascot these days.
They still screwed it up.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A drop of piss?
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Yoooooo! That gif where it does a little twirl had me busting out laughing in the car😂😂😂
_druid@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This lil piss guy gave me an idea.
We’re gunna put AI and connectivity in Elf On A Shelf. The kids will be able to give their Christmas lists and confess their sins to the AI controlled Elf, which will have it’s own Amazon wishlist.
The Elf will weigh the sins of the child, and deeming them worthy, will automatically order the appropriate gifts off the list, which will be delivered via drone down the chimney Christmas Eve, once the Elf determines the child has gone to sleep.