What happens if you are the only employee or one of two employees in your company
Great business idea, tbh
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what happens if you send him to a friend’s business because they were complaining about having a boring day
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
You just have to be the first one to mumble: i can’t believe he did that
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
From my understanding, he doesn’t necessarily make it clear that it’s a employee’s complaint still, depending on the complaint it would ve obvious
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If youre the only one, I think it would look like that Monty Python sketch “Argument Clinic”
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You make the complaint clearly refer to the other employee and wait for the shit show
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Need a link for this genius already
riot@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
I was curious too, so did some searching. His name seems to be Calimar White (based on this Tiktok page) , and the company is called OCDA (Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs). The website, which also has YouTube videos, is at https://ocdaofficial.com/
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I love the unofficial slogan “we are NOT affiliated with OSHA” 😄
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Incredible name, I really want to say it out loud but my husband’s sleeping next to me
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That’s a cook rhyming name
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
His name is Calimar White and his business called Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs.
dan69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d use this service for when I need to retire or quit from a job I may not like. Like how the Japanese do.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oooh I dont know what you’re referring to but I would like to
bstix@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Japanese working culture is different.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just noticed this on our calendar and had to wonder if the boss of the calendar company made them put this here.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That has got to be a deeply sarcastic joke, hasn’t it?
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
Apparently it’s a legacy of nepotism. Someone in 1958 was working for daddy and wanted to celebrate daddy on daddy’s birthday for being such a good boss. Thanks daddy.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh I think it should be a day where the boss does the actual job and shows us why they’re boss
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
That might work with mid level managers but my experience has been that when the more senior folks do try to do this (for whatever reason) they are so overwhelmed by their own reality distortion they think they did a good job. I mean they don’t have to deal with the consequences of their poor choices ever, so why worry about a concept or design being bad.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I’d so love to see them try that here in France!
Sprinks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I saw that on our calendar this year and laughed. The company i work for had a huge influx of buisness for a year or two, but they mismanaged the hell out of the profits. With everything going to shit this year they had to let go of over half the company, including my husband just days before his hire date anniversary when he would have gotten more vacation days and his yearly raise… Yeah…boss…i dont have many reasons to be thankful this “bosses day”
Freaky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
"Hey, so… I work at Microsoft… "
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A great idea, but I think a lot of businesses would never let this guy past the front desk/security.
SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Love how he points to the text and is like “See? Right here it says Dickwad”
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
It’s written down! You can’t argue with science!
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I complained to my boss about my boss and he would make sure to change things for the better of his employees. Because the less employees complain, the better work they do.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My hero
ranzispa@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
This takes away all the fun of insulting your boss yourself…
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!
Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dom’t worry. His services are not mandatory.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
How does his company make money?
causepix@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
He just does it as a hobby
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The bosses say, “thank you for setting me straight” and pay him.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
He then sends a companywide email asking for the employee to step forward for their promotion
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
it’s business consulting, maybe you’ve heard of it. big money in consulting. he’s doing it right
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I would imagine if the company were called him up or send him an email saying this is what I would like he tells you okay it’ll be 50 bucks and then you pay him money to go do this. Fairly simple
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Would be fun to call out my cokehead boss this way!
NRay7882@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve been watching Jon Breaks Bad News, he makes calls like this on stream, it can get pretty wild.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
this guy gets it
sadandtired@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
I literally love this king.
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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