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Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Could not have stated my feelings more eloquently.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a proud foot fetishist, No.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
How do you wear socks and shoes with such long toe nails?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My honest guess it’s fake nails for the sake of shit posting, and they removed them after.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This woman likely has never worn anything other then a 500+ dollar pair of heels and thinks women who wear sneakers are men.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Well, guess I’m gay for my partner now. Always wanted to try gay sex.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can’t wear normal closed-toe shoes with wild toenails. It’s autumn, and will eventually be winter. Is that lady going to keep wearing flip-flops in the cold wet rain & snow just to assert her eagle talons?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Some people wear sandals year-round because they live where that’s the most comfortable option unless you’re going for a run. Snow never, rain seldom, cold not very.
It does seem to me that those on the left would scoop up dust and grime like shovels, hanging out past the edge of the sandal like that. I guess it would show how pampered you are. Kind of like foot-binding.
makyo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This way you can hear them coming when they walk across a hard floor
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Like how I can hear my dog walking around the house.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I want to see her wearing normal shoes, like boots not high heels, and then we talk.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I can imagine the pain of kicking a table leg and busting your toe and splitting the nail
RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I can feel the future broken nail.
Tilgare@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Broken, or jammed into a shoe too tightly and then it fully falls off.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This gives me the heebie jeebies.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This grown ass woman has to buy closed toes shoes like an 11 year old expecting a growth spurt.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I will admit that the one on the left looks significantly better than the right but in all honesty they are both GROSS 🤢. Nothing wrong with short, clean nails.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The one on the left actually freaks me out more haha
DaniNatrix@leminal.space 23 hours ago
My heebs! They jeeb!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 day ago
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
My nails grow like Sabertooth’s from the Marvel Comics, I’ve had my big toe tear a long sheer up my bed sheets. So, I clip and sand them biweekly to ensure it can’t happen again, gotta say it’s a hassle.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Ffs just made me spit coffee on my shirt. And this is my favourite shirt 😭
serendepity@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m more surprised by the bunions on her feet. Unfortunately, deformed feet like that are all too common, thanks to our collective obsession with pointed shoes.
irish_link@lemmy.world 1 day ago
no
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mine aren’t quite that long, but are similar. And I’m a guy. I get really severe ingrown toenails if I keep mine trimmed too short, but don’t have any issues as long as I keep them grown out past the skin. Yes, they’re annoying, and took getting used to. I can still wear closed-toed shoes (occasionally I buy a size larger if the shape of the shoe feels tight on my nails). It all still beats the pain and occasional bloody socks from my nails cutting into my toes as they grow.
BanMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you let your toenails go past a point, they’re just going to stay that way, your toe adapts to the shape and it’s never going to look like a young person’s toe. Hell my 2nd toenail is shaped like a tent for some goddamn reason. On both feet. Whatever. The days of foot fetishists coming at me are over 😂
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
Hey! I have seen this episode of Dexter’s Laboratory. It’s the bus ride one, with the kid that got stuck in gum?
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have long toes, like the lady in the first picture, and kinda long but not wide feet and already it’s hard to find shoes that fit correctly, I can’t imagine how both her toes and long toenails appear to be fitting in the sandal. Maybe she has her feet pulled back for the picture, but take a step and those nails will be hanging over the edge. Also how is her second toe so much longer than the big toe? So that long toenail doesn’t go past the second toe? What is going on here?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Unlike other comments this doesnt bother me. Im not into it but its also not a minus. Kinda the same amount of positive for me as just the base well-kept feet are i guess
echodot@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I’m just imagining putting on a sock, and instantly getting a hole in it.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Or flipping your nail back, that looks like it hurts like hell
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This upsets me deeply. I had to get up in the night and trim my toenails last night because they were long enough that I could feel them against the sheets.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can totally relate, I trim mine short and can’t stand when they grow out.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I can relate too, they scratch the back of my throat.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
As a guy, I trim my toenails when my socks feel too small.
Or if it’s summertime and I need to go outside in sandals or something. Wouldn’t want to scratch anyone on accident.
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 1 day ago
Can’t relate, big toes don’t have nails, and the rest grow super slowly compared to my fingernails.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Toenails grow much more slowly than fingernails for everyone.
That said, if my little toe nail grows out more than about 2mm, and the toes are sort of pressed together, it slits the neighbouring toe, and I’ll take my shoes off to see my sock absolutely drenched in blood. No thank you.