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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    actually though the kitchen nightmares YouTube account admin is so damn funny
    it looks normal at first

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    but then you go to the video tab and

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    like they gave this girl like FULL creative control of the official channel

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    he got an Oscar IRL then she did a whole damn saga about it

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    this one is BY FAR my favorite though

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    • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve been subscribed to kitchen nightmares for years, it has to be the funniest descent into complete meme madness that I’ve ever seen. It was once normal.

      It’s like the production company has just given this person full permission to go completely batshit. It’s amazing.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reminds me of the funny guy running the Wendy’s account on the bird site. Best PR move ever, tbh.

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      • ilovepiracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Agreed, it was good back in 2017. For me the effect wore off after a few months when the gimmick boiled down to “Wow the brand is being so savage 😂😂”

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      gordon can’t reheat his nachos because he is the nachos

      Poetry

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kick back and relax, is what I’d say. If you’re minimum wage, it’s not your problem.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly. What are they going to, fire me from a min wage kitchen job? There are six restaurants in a 3 square block radius that will put me on the next shift.

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  • OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or look at the bright side. The biggest asshole you’ll probably ever meet just walked into your kitchen, and the only thing you have to lose is a minimum wage job.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s actually cool to the workers. He goes after the upper level people who are paid to know better.

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    • dev_null@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s actually super nice in person, only plays a character of an asshole for the show.

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      • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even on his shows he’s rarely ever mean to the staff, he’s more focused on the owners.

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      • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is he in character when he’s putting people’s lives at risk drunk driving? Asking for a friend

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Regular staff

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    The owner

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    • Novamdomum@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You're right. He doesn't tend to kick the little people, unless they're nicking stuff. I still remember that episode with those two owners (Amy and Samy) at Amy’s Baking Company. They were just such completely unrepentant, terrible people. Apparently they shut the place in 2015 and left the country lol

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That was a wild episode. Did you know after that first episode business was booming for a while? People went out of their way to try to see their rudeness. But I guess the food overall didn’t make it worth it.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        by stuff, do you mean food? because if they’re stealing food that’s still a “the owners suck” thing

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What movie is this? Willem Defoe seems to sign up for movies where he is filmed in extremely close shot.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He does have a perfect face for that. Lots of “texture” with wrinkles and all that, but still good looking imo (and expressive)

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s a reasonably decent but not well known Australian film with Dafoe in it called The Hunter

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s from The Card Counter.

      m.imdb.com/title/tt11196036/

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  • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not that I would work at a kitchen as bad as the ones on TV but having worked in restaurants, I’m surprised these kitchen nightmare type shows don’t have the host get punched by the staff periodically. Line cooks can be salty.

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    • Ordinary_Person@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wasn’t a regular viewer but I remember some kitchen reality show where you had to beat everyone else in cooking competitions and the prize was you’d work for Gordon. At some point, one of the contestants had enough of Gordon’s patronizing bullshit and challenged him to a fight and Gordon looked at him like he was a stupid child. But Gordon knows what’s up. If you act like an asshole for long enough in a Kitchen, someone will fuck you up.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It happens, my guilty pleasure is Kitchen Nightmares and related shows. Gordon and or his camera crew have been assaulted twice from memory. They get broken up crazy fast though. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are more that don’t make it to camera. They are trying to tell a different story in each episode, so I am sure a brawl kind of derails that story telling.

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      • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t watch Kitchen Nightmares but I’m in the room from time to time when my dad watches Bar Rescue and and his whole schtick just comes across as really punchable

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the moment you quit, or breakdown and tell Gordon the truth then sit back and see him tear the owner apart.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      watching the show, the “just work here” defence works nearly every time tbh. Unless you’re the cause of the problem or haven’t done anything to try to help Gordon is pretty forgiving.

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  • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In defence it’s important to attack first once you know violence is the only option.

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re not cooked, you’re undercooked! THIS FOOD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!

    Insert more things Gordon Ramsay would say

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      WHERE’S THE BLOODY LAMB SAUCE‽‽‽

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In this case, my minimum-wageiness trumps Mr. Ramsay’s celebrity and inappropriate attitude.

    Or put another way,

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Freaky@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “What is this atrocity?! This tastes like my grandma’s ash, ya donkey !”

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do You know what Your grandmas ash tastes like?

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      • Freaky@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ask Gordon Rameses…

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve been told that’s the majority of all kitchen employees. You can’t work at a kitchen and not be on something, allegedly.

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or not give a shit…

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  • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When was the last time you’ve seen Ramsey yell at someone? Is this meme ever going to die?

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never even seen him. I’ve only ever seen his image on pre-recorded broadcasts from the past.

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