Submitted 5 months ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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I’ve heard Stephen Miller is a sexual matador.
I take that to mean that he’s in the ring, but he’s not the bull.
Which, to be clear, I have zero problem with - I’m not here to kink shame. But I am here to kink shame fascists, because their theatrical yet fragile snowflake masculinity is so, so easy to troll on.
Or that he plays games to frustrate and infuriate her, before killing her libido entirely like the Matador does while in the ring with a bull.
If there is one thing Salo and Eyes Wide Shut teach us, is that they are into that shit.
Don’t forget the big one: pdf-filia
New World Order created based on ”veil of ignorance” NOW!
Hey some people like horses
I would pay a lot of money to watch Musk & Miller fight to the death.
Give the cow a strap-on and reverse their positions and i might believe it.
Fuck that, Elon isn’t man enough to 1) be depicted as a bull and 2) being comfortable enough to reverse sexual roles.
True. I retract my statement. He should be watching through the slats of a closet door.
You don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)
I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)
Honestly i add $10 to the pot. Please, get then talking!
What’s the joke here? Who is Stephen Miller? I’m OOTL on this one.
Stephen Miller is a real pos working in the Trump administration.
Stephen Miller is the current deputy chief of staff for the US, but he’s basically a mix of a wannabe Joseph Goebbels and a vampire. He is essentially hatred personified, a real scumbags scumbag.
And not a cool vampire either, much more Colin Robinson
One of the most genuinely evil people alive that I’m aware of.
It’s just a joke about a nazi orgi with a cuck chair, nothing to see here.
Except that Stephen Miller is not even man enough to do slippery seconds or clean up after
I’m not normally one to kink shame…but assuming his dick works and that the rumors are true, Stephen Miller’s wife seems to into literally fucking Nazis.
I wouldn’t shame larp-nazi-fucking either because that’s a kink and I sure as hell am not in the position to pass judgment. But this lady ain’t larping, she seems to be into the real thing. And I’m more than willing to shame actual nazi fucking because those people shouldn’t breed at all. Or even fucking exist at all, actually.
Does he actually fuck anyone? I thought most of his creepy harem conceived by IVF or IUI because he finds women repugnant but necessary for breeding.
According to his estranged daughter, he uses an IVF service to select the sex of his children. (He wants all boys.)
Well now I am extra pleased by his daughter’s life choices.
He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.
While it amuses me greatly to think his dick is disfigured from a botched surgery and he is in constant pain and embarrassment, the reality is likely that…
There are two broad ways to have sex. The first is to actually engage with the other person and have some fun. The other is to pump until you nut and then move on because you just care about saying you had sex.
Many chud adjacent white males do the latter. They just care about saying they had sex and care so little about the other person’s pleasure that they don’t even care about their own. Many are also taught to consider pleasure to be a sin but… talk to some sex workers. It is more likely just varying levels of sociopathy.
So under those circumstances? I could see a world in which they banged solely for the cuckolding aspect. Just like the flight attendants he allegedly sexually assaulted and had to pay off. But the vast majority of the women he “sleeps with” are going to be a case of jizzing into a test tube and telling them to get IVF because his goal is just breeding and banging would take up time that could otherwise be spent snorting ketamine. And when he DOES want to get his rocks off, he can just exploit some rando around him because it doesn’t matter who does it so long as someone does.
IDK but it’s fun to think he fucked Stephen Millers wife
To think that it happened, not to think about it happening ew ol dumpster torso looks weird enough with his skin on
I bet Eric and Don Jr. have indulged in a threesome with her.
Know? Of course, she makes him watch.
You are experiencing this meme from his perspective
Oh, so this report is false then:
https://sh.itjust.works/post/47547213
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Isn’t there a thing about Elon Musk having a weird penis? It does feel intuitively correct, anyway. Also, we know Trump has a weird, small, deformed penis. It’s a pretty safe bet that the unifying thread amongst all these fragile fascist types is tiny, weirdly misshapen penii.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
He can try dammit!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I think Epstein is also reported to have had a weird penis