Submitted 3 hours ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago… All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn’t want us to remember that he’s likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.
This is the EXACT thing we’re supposed to forget. Epstein.
Nobody’s forgetting hes a pedophile who has fucked tons of baby girls. We knew this before the Epstein list came out. He said it on TV.
Everyone who cares already hates him. The ones who dont never will.
Heavy troops
Meal Team Six reporting for duty!
in the mess hall.
I thought petey said no fatties allowed
hes also drunk most of the time.
probably using them as human shields, since fat people are better at absorbing bullets.
On a culinary tour of duty.
Can’t see anything.
I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.
🎼🎵Eatn’ gooood in your neighborhood. Sponsored by Applebee’s.
Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons
We’re a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I’ll give you that one).
…and when it’s time to run? Tool use didn’t stop a 400lbs gorilla from ripping you limb from limb. Dicks out for Harambe. I’m still not over it.
Wait, did Harambe dismember an armed national guard? I was not paying attention at the time so I don’t really know what the story was. Crazy!
So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the ‘sorry I’m too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there’ card.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Texas National Lard
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
That’s protective padding!
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!