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Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨slaacaa@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t think of a single reason why they shouldn’t be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.

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  • 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so they eat mcdonald all day?

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Establishing a BBQ exchange program

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They have those deployable fast food restaurants and by god they will use them.

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  • simonced@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They seem well fed.

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If there’s one thing Texas does well, it’s barbeque.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

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  • FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t see anything.

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    • BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I see only moustaches and guns floating in the air

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  • eve@evecodes.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Call of Foodies

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      MtnDw of Honor

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      • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fat Ops.

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  • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All this after Trump saying he doesn’t want fat troops

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  • Rustic_Fry@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First thing they do is order a liter of cola each

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    • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What’s a liter cola?

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      • Rustic_Fry@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        In the US, it converts to 3 cups, a half-quart and a couple of floz.

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      • aaravchen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Literally the only thing the US will use the metric system for: large volume soda.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    These people look like uniformed ICE targets.

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  • LemmyGo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Blart Brigade

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Didn’t trump say “no fatties in the army”?

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Trump didn’t say that. The guy on stage who spoke before him said that.

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      • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You are fully correct, but is there much of a difference there?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He was talking about yo momma when he said that.

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  • ShotDonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?

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    • notso@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks like they’re sending their Human Hamburger Squad. Watch out, fast food restaurant owners!

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  • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🎼🎵Eatn’ gooood in your neighborhood. Sponsored by Applebee’s.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        RAMIREZ! SECURE THAT BURGER TOWN!

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      • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We’re a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I’ll give you that one).

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    • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …and when it’s time to run? Tool use didn’t stop a 400lbs gorilla from ripping you limb from limb. Dicks out for Harambe. I’m still not over it.

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait, did Harambe dismember an armed national guard? I was not paying attention at the time so I don’t really know what the story was. Crazy!

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you mean they’re a danger to everyone in the vicinity, yes absolutely.

      But they’d still be a shit soldier. Lot more to combat readiness than ability to pull a trigger. (Though if the USA wants to fill its armed forces with obese people I won’t complain lmao)

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s sad how far the military standards have fallen over the last couple of decades. On the upside with shit cardio, these fat boys shouldn’t be challenging to evade.

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    • warbond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Knowing very little about the national guard in particular, I would argue that the standards are there but the enforcement isn’t.

      In the Navy, at least, physical training was never a serious priority except for more specialized commands. The standards were identical, but the commands where PT was emphasized were the only places where a majority of people were fit. There’s way more to it than just standards.

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  • myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

    The national guard: ^^^

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  • betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re following an illegal order.

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    • jali67@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do not agree with Trump but the NG (so far) have not done anything crazy where they have been deployed. Sitting around twiddling their thumbs is hardly harming anyone. Most of them do not want to be involved in this nonsense.

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      • betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The NG has no business being in the public eye and confronting the police at their own job. This is like me popping up at your job in camo with a gun and watching you. Yeah no, not doing anything crazy though.

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      • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They still traitors. They could have refused their illegal orders and opted not to. Especially after DJT’s whole speech about war against americans and the enemy at home.

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  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First strategic stop: Chick-fil-A

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No way, these guys are hitting up some Chicago style deep dish pizza!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        30-count nugget platter to hold us over while we wait for the pizza to cook.

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  • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They probably walked up and are collecting their duffle bags.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.

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  • betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do we have verification of this photo? Also, I thought digi-cam fatigues were out nowadays since they’re less effective than old-school camouflage.

    Besides which, national guard don’t usually get to choose their deployment. They’re in Chicago, I assume, to pick up litter and guard federal buildings at the pleasure of their civilian commanders (up to the limits of what they’re legally allowed to do). They’re contemptable once they follow illegal orders and engage in state violence.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The photo is real, sadly: abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=126283676

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  • n0respect@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If this picture is accurate, Texas has a 80% obesity rate.

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    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Legitimately could be underestimating it, honestly… after all, everything is bigger in Texas!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Except the penises. Just look at their trucks.

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t have any stats but I’d bet that’s pretty close to correct.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe you.
    It’s like a cartoon inside a cartoon, like layers upon layers of ugly, low status stereotypes that exist for a reason.

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  • DempstersBox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And these fucking pukes get m4’s?

    I was active combat duty for a year, getting shot at DAILY and I had to suck it up and try to fucking kajigger a full size fucking garbage ass m16 out the fucking hatch to return fire

    Fuck everything about this

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    • DempstersBox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Neverfucking mind captain flag my buddy, front and center

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tell me this is a joke? I am not the most fit fellow but I am an Olympic athlete compared to these guys…

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ozempic athletes.

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  • GEESELICHIC@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s humorous to see following that ridiculous meeting of the generals last week.

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  • merdaverse@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Woah, those McDonalds in Chicago must feel really safe now

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