What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?
Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
Submitted 6 months ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
That’s going to Help TEXAS somehow!
CircaV@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
The Fat guard.
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
just tip them over lmao
It’s like the second half of Wall-E
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
They’re following an illegal order.
jali67@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I do not agree with Trump but the NG (so far) have not done anything crazy where they have been deployed. Sitting around twiddling their thumbs is hardly harming anyone. Most of them do not want to be involved in this nonsense.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
The NG has no business being in the public eye and confronting the police at their own job. This is like me popping up at your job in camo with a gun and watching you. Yeah no, not doing anything crazy though.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 6 months ago
They still traitors. They could have refused their illegal orders and opted not to. Especially after DJT’s whole speech about war against americans and the enemy at home.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Meal team six.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 months ago
All your burgers are belong to us.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
You know what? They can keep them. I’m reconsidering my nutrition upon looking at them.
aggronvation@lemmy.world 6 months ago
not enforcing shit lmao
Fertile_Friday@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
A donut and a slice of pizza a day, keep the bad guys away…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
If I’m running away, I want one of these guys chasing me.
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Burgers are bigger, the other two are one or two bites. Burger is at least 3.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 months ago
Tell me this is a joke? I am not the most fit fellow but I am an Olympic athlete compared to these guys…
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Ozempic athletes.
TomArrr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are they using the hydraulic tray on the back of the truck to ‘lower their guard’?
I just can’t see them getting down any other way.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
They used to have them hop out, but the loss to twisted ankles and blown out knees was about 20%, so liftgates were added, rather than fitness standards.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I’ve heard a heard a number of very fit veterans bemoan that jumping out of the back of the truck looks cool in your 20s but you’re body already hurts in your 30s
TomArrr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is like watching Wall-e in slow motion 😞
RandomlyGeneratedName@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So to avoid capture, Chicagoans need only wall briskly.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Just start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
That won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Go in the grass.
MML@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Poetry
Putykat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.
causepix@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
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Canconda@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
This needs to be higher up!
People need to know that the real soldiers aren’t siding with these shart shirts.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I was really sure that some of them would have the balls to do what’s right. This gives me a little bit of hope
n0respect@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If this picture is accurate, Texas has a 80% obesity rate.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 months ago
I don’t have any stats but I’d bet that’s pretty close to correct.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Legitimately could be underestimating it, honestly… after all, everything is bigger in Texas!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Except the penises. Just look at their trucks.
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What do you think they register on the richter scale scale?
GEESELICHIC@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
It’s humorous to see following that ridiculous meeting of the generals last week.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
1000005287 two legends
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 months ago
If they ever go abroad, it’ll be SAS - Steak And Sauce
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Meal team six
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Operation Dessert Storm
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Do we have verification of this photo? Also, I thought digi-cam fatigues were out nowadays since they’re less effective than old-school camouflage.
Besides which, national guard don’t usually get to choose their deployment. They’re in Chicago, I assume, to pick up litter and guard federal buildings at the pleasure of their civilian commanders (up to the limits of what they’re legally allowed to do). They’re contemptable once they follow illegal orders and engage in state violence.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The photo is real, sadly: abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=126283676
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Call of Duty predicted they will take Burgertown.
wulrus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why does it look like previous generation generative AI, where everybody looked the same?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No idea, but it’s real: abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=126283676
wulrus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I didn’t doubt it; it was just so odd.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 6 months ago
First strategic stop: Chick-fil-A
Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No way, these guys are hitting up some Chicago style deep dish pizza!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
30-count nugget platter to hold us over while we wait for the pizza to cook.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This is a joke right? Im half that size and would be deemed too fat for service.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
DEI hires
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well ain’t that just a jiggly joke. I’d like to think the leaner ones objected conscientiously
titanicx@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Look at those treasonous fat fucks
merdaverse@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Woah, those McDonalds in Chicago must feel really safe now
niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe you.
It’s like a cartoon inside a cartoon, like layers upon layers of ugly, low status stereotypes that exist for a reason.ScottThePoolBoy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
National Lard
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Gravy Seals.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
This is totally djt pitting GOP vs Democrats, and it’s much MUCH worse than burning the American flag.