beans 🫘

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  > be me
  > greek philosopher
  > love wisdom
  > realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
  > go veg
  > “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
  > plebs forgot one thing
  > BEANS
  > eat beans nonstop
  > all beans all the time
  > beans beans beans
  > everything starts to smell like beans
  > breath smells like beans
  > farts smell like beans

  pff w/e this is wise af

  > fap to own wisdom
  > cum smells like beans

  Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…

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• Sunspear@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, but cum.

  You can swear on the internet. And this isn’t swearing even, it’s just related to sex, you know, something natural

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  • BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It wasn't a censor, OP just got a little too excited

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  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Clean version.

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    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Tyfys 🙏🫡

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, but cum.

    This is what I say when I’m about to finish too soon.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      butt cum

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    heh butt

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  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m with you. Censorship is killing my sanity. But here’s the issue.

    We already have content restrictions in place to “protect” under 18s whether they’re mature enough or not to see porn or gore. Physical and digital media have PEGI, BBFC, etc. ISPs have parental control - the UK has Content Lock. We have parents with personal preferences for their offspring’s access.

    National or global censorship is useless. In their quest for power the corporations and governments are trying to turn the internet into a child-friendly internet. If these are the lengths they’re willing to go to, if their intentions were honest, it would surely be easier to let the adults have the freedom of adults and build a second internet for children. Maybe age lock that. Instead of killing everything consenting adults made.

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  • cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    these days it’s not because people are trying to censor the content from the viewer, but they’re censoring from the algorithms. they want their content to be seen, and algorithms will demote content when it has profanity. probably not the case on lemmy, but this was a screenshot from somewhere

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  • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some platforms do not allow swears and ocr can easily read text from images. It feels like a form of censorship but actually enables the original poster to circumvent censorship.

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• f314@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A real human bean?

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  • nemith@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    And a real hero

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I have a kid I sometimes call “Little Bean” as a term of endearment.

  This is not what I meant.

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Life

  No authentic writings of Pythagoras have survived,[2][3] and almost nothing is known for certain about his life.

  Cool.

  Cool cool cool.

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• heavyboots@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Typical teen: “What?? No mom, I just crushed some beans earlier, I swear!”

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I fear that this is where Lemmy and Pythagoras part ways irrevocably.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck triangles. We’re all into circles now.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, have you see a fetus? At some point, it looks like a bean.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whats wrong, sweetie. You’ve barely touched your refried fetuses.

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I honestly love that we’ve all agreed to misattribute this relationship of triangles to Pythagoreas, because it’s meant future generations keep learning about Greece’s greatest crackhead.

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• Zuzak@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

  People still just think whatever tho.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The little discussed Pythagorean Wild Conjecture.

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

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• BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some days…reality just beats drugs.

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a shame he never had the pleasure of Bradford Pear trees in the spring. 🤢 🤮

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• zd9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bean

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• TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What kind of bean? Don’t most varieties we eat today come from the Americas?

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• alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t Pythagoras also the guy who believed that farts were the soul leaving the body?

  And that beans were therefore toxic and related to death.

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