Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beans
pff w/e this is wise af
> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beans
Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…
MOTHERFUCKER DIED FOR BEANS
I’d die for a bean yaknowwhatI’msaying
Pythagoras what a weird dude.
“Im not going into that field of jizz even if it kills me”
Patron saint of the lemmyverse
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
A real human bean?
And a real hero
We share 70% of our DNA with an onion, some people more
We found Shrek.
They’re the ones that make you cry easily
Typical teen: “What?? No mom, I just crushed some beans earlier, I swear!”
I have a kid I sometimes call “Little Bean” as a term of endearment.
This is not what I meant.
I fear that this is where Lemmy and Pythagoras part ways irrevocably.
Fuck triangles. We’re all into circles now.
He also believed your soul carries on after death and enters a new body, possibly even an animal’s.
The story that he was killed because he refused to run away through a field of beans is probably fake. There’s a trope of ancient philosophers getting ironic deaths:
Archimedes being killed because he was absorbed in his geometry (he told the attacking soldier “don’t disturb my circles!”)
Diogenes was notorious for rejecting social norms and acting dog-like. “Cynic” comes from the Greek word for “dog”. He died of food poisoning after eating raw octopus, showing you can’t really live like a dog.
I mean, have you see a fetus? At some point, it looks like a bean.
Whats wrong, sweetie. You’ve barely touched your refried fetuses.
I honestly love that we’ve all agreed to misattribute this relationship of triangles to Pythagoreas, because it’s meant future generations keep learning about Greece’s greatest crackhead.
Well, Pythagoras wasn’t so wrong either, all living beeings on Earth are descendants of the first single-celled life that formed at the beginning of the Earth, also beans and humans.
That organism came from space, we’re all aliens.
He also died because when he was being chased, he refused to run through a bean field, trampling on the beans.
He used to also lecture by dressing like a girl, and sitting behind a curtain so that only his shadow would appear on the curtain.
He’s a pseudomythical figure and you should treat stories about him about the same way you treat a story about Moses and the like
I kind of believe it. I think before monotheism people were much more free and diverse in their thinking. They were more just natural to their own beliefs and human nature. The greeks and Egyptians loved culture. They loved to see about how other humans were living in the world. The most celebrated people in Athens for example were often travellers because everyone wanted to hear their stories from far off lands.
In modern times the culture is extremely strict. Everything from your beliefs to your clothing is heavily policed by the culture. I think this is the main reason you can hardly find a person anymore that has any original ideas. Our DNA is degenerating.
Pythagoras it’s human being, not human bean!!! Silly goose!
‘Ecce homo, qui est faba’
Chat, is this true?
life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever
People still just think whatever tho.
It’s a shame he never had the pleasure of Bradford Pear trees in the spring. 🤢 🤮
Isn’t Pythagoras also the guy who believed that farts were the soul leaving the body?
And that beans were therefore toxic and related to death.
Huh, I was watching a YouTube video about the Sabians in Türkiye the other day and how they were Pythagorians who didn’t eat beans
mmmm, primordial bean soup.
I'm still eating it though even if it is my (step) nXgrandmother.
Oh shit guys it’s bean season again
bean
What kind of bean? Don’t most varieties we eat today come from the Americas?
The little discussed Pythagorean Wild Conjecture.
Some days…reality just beats drugs.
Sunspear@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’m sorry, but cum.
You can swear on the internet. And this isn’t swearing even, it’s just related to sex, you know, something natural
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
This is what I say when I’m about to finish too soon.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
butt cum
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Clean version.
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lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Tyfys 🙏🫡
BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 1 month ago
It wasn't a censor, OP just got a little too excited
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
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LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
🤢🤮🤢
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’m with you. Censorship is killing my sanity. But here’s the issue.
We already have content restrictions in place to “protect” under 18s whether they’re mature enough or not to see porn or gore. Physical and digital media have PEGI, BBFC, etc. ISPs have parental control - the UK has Content Lock. We have parents with personal preferences for their offspring’s access.
National or global censorship is useless. In their quest for power the corporations and governments are trying to turn the internet into a child-friendly internet. If these are the lengths they’re willing to go to, if their intentions were honest, it would surely be easier to let the adults have the freedom of adults and build a second internet for children. Maybe age lock that. Instead of killing everything consenting adults made.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
There are already multiple search engines only for children. It’s only excuses to seize power over people.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 month ago
Just imagine the change that could go through social media platforms if, instead of censoring their content, users would just share links to platforms which allow them to freely share without unnecessary censorship.
On the other hand I’m a bit scared of what the rich assholes would come up with instead if they can’t work themselves off at the enshitification of reddit et al…
cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
these days it’s not because people are trying to censor the content from the viewer, but they’re censoring from the algorithms. they want their content to be seen, and algorithms will demote content when it has profanity. probably not the case on lemmy, but this was a screenshot from somewhere
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is also why you‘ll see/hear the verb „unalive“ and have people refer to „seggs“.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
heh butt
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
CUM!
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Some platforms do not allow swears and ocr can easily read text from images. It feels like a form of censorship but actually enables the original poster to circumvent censorship.