Fuck and shit just ain’t cutting it anymore.
Fucktard
What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur?
Submitted 5 months ago by daggermoon@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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Jym66@lemmy.world 5 months ago
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
It’s a portmanteau of a slur
RiverRabbits@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
ending a word with “-tard” references the “r-slur” against disabled people. Regardless of if you still approve of its use (I don’t) it therefore misses the question asked.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
“You leotard!”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
classic
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I cannot think of anything outside of the not so humble Australian cunt for single words. That or LLMbecile ( one I heard here ).
Though, when talking to others, a classic “Mr. Rodgers would be disappointed in you.” is always an option.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I have a good one. Once a small machine shop in my hometown had their adjustable sign say “gravely bad-boy scag” which sounds like the best insult ever, but apparently all 3 are brands of lawnmowers that they sold.
Me and my sister still call each other scag to this day lol
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Few of my personal favorites: “I’m disappointed in you” “You don’t have to be your parents you know” “Is this what you do with your free time?”
zxqwas@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You battery operated trilobite would not recognise an offensive sentence if I typed it at you!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I want a pet trilobite
qarbone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I recently stumbled upon “dense block of hamstink”.
TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Goat licker is a good one, for example “You canoe humping goat licker!”
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Depends what you want. Gobshite. Cunt. Cretin. Wretch. Popinjay. Ne’er-do-well. Buffoon. Malcontent. Simpleton. Embarrassment.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not a word, but my favorite recent addition was when someone told me her husband, rather than flip people off in road rage situations, just looks at them and gives them a thumbs down gesture, and it makes them so much more mad. I’ve been doing it whenever I see Cybertrucks.
dryfter@ani.social 5 months ago
If you’ve never called someone a “donut” before, you’ve never lived.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Meh, Gordon Ramsey vibes.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Presidential.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Turd
zlatiah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
In a professional setting: disappointment is the strongest word I’ve ever said to someone
Outside that? I don’t know if there is a good cutoff between slur/not slur… The one I vividly remember was old Chinese social media users (before the blockage) calling some people “Wumao” (translates to 50 cents). This is implying that the person is being a troll, and they did it because they were so pathetic that they accepted a 50-cent commission from the government to say good/bad things on the internet. Probably still the worst insult I could imagine till this day
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Muppet, munter, twat. Just start using UK insults
bender223@lemmy.today 5 months ago
trump
HubertManne@piefed.social 5 months ago
When in doubt about swearing look to the british. Cunt and bugger.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The range of invective is far richer than that. American terms of abuse are far more limited.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
the British are SO GOOD at insults, if their accent wasn’t so damn hilarious roadrage would be terrifying
kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Since when is cunt not a swearword you fucking donut
HubertManne@piefed.social 5 months ago
um. he did not ask for something that was not a swear. He finds fuck and shit to be to boring to use. He wants a non slur. Granted you can reach and say cunt being female anatomy is a femal slur but given I hear it more used for men. eh. also maybe you can related bugger to gay but its a stretch to.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 5 months ago
Idiot Sandwich
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Come to the Netherlands and you can swear with all the diseases you want! Except cancer - some people will take genuine offense if you do that. But typhus, cholera, tuberculosis? Those are a-okay!
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I like calling people inanimate objects. Being angrily called a “fucking waffle” or a “God damned acorn” hits different than the normal curses and slurs
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Listen up, lollipops!”
dihutenosa@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Guess what “glans” means.
NovaSel@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Write that down! Write that down!
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I love ones that make it seems like you’re talking down to a kid
Flapjack, pipsqueak, piece (as in “you piece”), dingodile, jackwagon etc.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
On the subject of one that make it seem like you are talking down to a kid, my personal favorite is twip from Batman Beyond.
hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
ChatGPT
foggy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If I hear someone using the word ‘Jew’ in any prejorative sense, I find it pretty immediately telling and offensive.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 months ago
Puto/puta.
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Zionist
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It works for Ethan Klein I guess
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Cuntrocket
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Vegan dildo.
breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Fungdark
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 5 months ago
I’ve heard that before but cannot place it. What is that from?
mrdown@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think lowlife is the best it is a general insult and insult his existence itself
RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I’m french and I tend to swear using disgraced politician. You say “Sac à manuel valls” instead of “Sac à merde” ( Bag of shit ) and you can probably do the same with other well hated politician. There nothing like blamming Manuel Valls when my toe.
chunes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Must be nice to have disgraced politicians. Wouldn’t work in my country.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
We’re not done yet. There’ll be a lot, but it might take a while.
RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
You must have some, you just have to find them.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The only French I know is le chat mange. I’m a big fan of your language, even though it confuses the hell out of me.
RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
It confuse the hell out of me too. The rules are confusing and there is often stuff that contradict itself.
I’m usualy make more mistake in french than in english. I even tend to speak english when I’m too tired because french consume too much brain power.
Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Pathetic
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
If you ever to go Hong Kong or Guangzhou, you need to know this volcabulary:
仆街
廢柴
變態
冚家鏟
黐線
The translated version doesn’t even come close to the actual emotion toll of hearing these words used by your parents or brother against you.