Fuck and shit just ain’t cutting it anymore.
Few of my personal favorites: “I’m disappointed in you” “You don’t have to be your parents you know” “Is this what you do with your free time?”
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Fuck and shit just ain’t cutting it anymore.
Few of my personal favorites: “I’m disappointed in you” “You don’t have to be your parents you know” “Is this what you do with your free time?”
You battery operated trilobite would not recognise an offensive sentence if I typed it at you!
I want a pet trilobite
ChatGPT
Thundercunt, works every time
Liberal/fascist
People seem to use them to mean ‘people I don’t like’ regardless of the actual meanings of the words
Liberals call themselves liberals so how is that an hurtful insult or even an insult?
It just doesn’t sting enough
I love ones that make it seems like you’re talking down to a kid
Flapjack, pipsqueak, piece (as in “you piece”), dingodile, jackwagon etc.
On the subject of one that make it seem like you are talking down to a kid, my personal favorite is twip from Batman Beyond.
Viz invented the word “fitbin” as the most offensive word ever.
I like that. The UD link reminded me of one. We should just start calling people waffle stompers.
That reminds me, do NOT look it up if you value your eyes, “Blue Waffle”
Depends what you want. Gobshite. Cunt. Cretin. Wretch. Popinjay. Ne’er-do-well. Buffoon. Malcontent. Simpleton. Embarrassment.
Fungdark
I’ve heard that before but cannot place it. What is that from?
Moist, as in “moist oily ointment.”
trump
I called one of my co-workers a cunt for bullying a different co-worker. Calling him a cunt got me in more trouble than his bullying.
So that, but I never apologized despite the pressure. Woo, union? lol.
Dickhole, Jackbag, Slamhog
I forgot viraĉo exists.
Fascist, because it’s not a slur; it’s a declaration of a fact, that applies to too many people.
I mean yeah but i’m not gonna say FASCIST when i stub my toe.
Feel free to combine words in here for maximum effect. A nice “FASCIST CUNT!” or “DONALD TRUMP! / CHILD RAPIST” would maybe fit better for a stubbed toe than just FASCIST.
What if you stubbed your toe on a fascist’s head?
How about “Son of a Fascist!”
Hag
If I hear someone using the word ‘Jew’ in any prejorative sense, I find it pretty immediately telling and offensive.
Puto/puta.
Zionist
It works for Ethan Klein I guess
I recently stumbled upon “dense block of hamstink”.
Goat licker is a good one, for example “You canoe humping goat licker!”
If you’ve never called someone a “donut” before, you’ve never lived.
Meh, Gordon Ramsey vibes.
I think lowlife is the best it is a general insult and insult his existence itself
Pathetic
Hitler.
Good thinking, but overplayed. Eva Braun perhaps?
Nah, that’s just the term for someone you disagree with these days.
One time at work I pissed off my manager by calling another manager Hitler. I’m still pretty proud of that.
Idiot Sandwich
Cuntrocket
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
I cannot think of anything outside of the not so humble Australian cunt for single words. That or LLMbecile ( one I heard here ).
Though, when talking to others, a classic “Mr. Rodgers would be disappointed in you.” is always an option.