Violence baguettes violence.
oui oui
Submitted 2 months ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using oil butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up on soup and eat the evidence.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 months ago
So you can dual wield.
1 hand baguette
1 hand breaguetten knife
borokov@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn’t paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
Never underestimate the baguette.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
ooterness@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a bread knife.
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 2 months ago
A bread knife must have teeth
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Somebody touch my baguette!
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!
Baguette!
brap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hon hon hon
chelatna@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
stabuette a little with my baguette
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!
Lulzagna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bruchetti
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hon hon homicide
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We’re they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Le pain!
stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This deserves more upvotes.
Blackout@fedia.io 2 months ago
There were shuriken in the croissants as well
kn33@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That is aggressively French
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Mmm, this one has got quite a sharp taste. I’ll take three.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The French have mastered protest and revolution.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remember this meme: “you mess with Ratatouille, you get Stabatouille”.
Lexam@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love that they gave it a crumb as well.
gbzm@piefed.social 2 months ago
“Une graine dans le bocal piment” ?
falcunculus@jlai.lu 2 months ago
reuters.com/…/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-bague…
the photo was taken at the shop Chaise Longue, a chain which specialises in humorous and original collections of household items and gifts. The product, called “Baguette knife” can be seen on the Chaise Longue website.
A price label is clearly visible next to the baguette in one of the pictures shared on social media saying “Une graine dans le bocal piment” (“A seed in the jar – chilli”), which is the name of a Chaise Longue product. It is a jar of chilli seeds, which is part of a range of different types of seeds in jars.
gbzm@piefed.social 2 months ago
Merci pour Le fact-check
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)
fubarx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.
Pain vraiment complet.
Guilvareux@feddit.uk 1 month ago
That’s sure to get a rise outta the police
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
somebody brought the pain
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Image
gbzm@piefed.social 2 months ago
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
https://www.reuters.com/article/world/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-baguette-is-from-french-novelty-shop-not-weapon-c-idUSKBN2781KE/